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The Random, Meaningless Announcements Thread 3!

sun rise

The world is on fire
Premium Member
Our here in paradise we received a bit of rain last night to freshen the warm, spring air. Bragging? Not me.
 

Wu Wei

ursus senum severiorum and ex-Bisy Backson
Oh, great....now you smell like wet dog.

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Yeah I know...can't STAND the smell of a wet dog
 

sun rise

The world is on fire
Premium Member
My new neighbour has huge boobs. He seems like a nice guy.
Your post seems to have caused this thread seized up. And in spite of a mental parade of possible posts, some offensive, some risque and some just in bad taste, I'm just going to write that I had a nice dinner.
 

Tumah

Veteran Member
Since I started posting here, I've been getting advertisements about how Jesus loves me and is Israel's messiah. My question is, how do they get internet where he is???
 

Revoltingest

Pragmatic Libertarian
Premium Member
Since I started posting here, I've been getting advertisements about how Jesus loves me and is Israel's messiah. My question is, how do they get internet where he is???
I suspect it's a high speed fiber optic connection with Comcast or AT&T.
You must be misbehaving on the internet to endure such punishment.
I must be doing something right, because I'm rewarded with ads for hydraulic jacks & forklifts.
 

Revoltingest

Pragmatic Libertarian
Premium Member
I can't find it on the internet, but one of the best Far Side cartoons was set in a saloon in the old west.
The caption read....
Twern’t the alien’s fault Sheriff, old Jeb Holloway kept sticking his head into one of the critter’s orifices, yelling “jimmy crack corn, jimmy crack corn".
 

Wu Wei

ursus senum severiorum and ex-Bisy Backson
My oldest is on vacation form school ..this was his day yesterday
Wake up at 2 PM
Eat from 2:00 to 7:00
Exercise from 7:30 to 9:00
9:15 go to his room and play games on the iPhone until he fell asleep

Mrs Wu Wei knows nothing of this....luckily for him.....
 

Revoltingest

Pragmatic Libertarian
Premium Member
My oldest is on vacation form school ..this was his day yesterday
Wake up at 2 PM
Eat from 2:00 to 7:00
Exercise from 7:30 to 9:00
9:15 go to his room and play games on the iPhone until he fell asleep
Is that any different from your typical day?
 

sun rise

The world is on fire
Premium Member
I'm going to be volunteering to help with a clothing and toys distribution for people with little money this coming weekend and just printed out pages and pages of instructions. One thing was missing - where the potties are in case I need one. Revoltingest, you fell down on your job.
 
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