The Random, Meaningless Announcements Thread 3!

[sun rise]

Today is a red letter day - two Sunday afternoon naps for me.

 

[Revoltingest]

 

[Stevicus]

Pile of raw chicken on airport luggage carousel prompts warning from TSA

That meat’s probably gone bad by now.

When transporting perishable items, like raw meat, the TSA recommends that it's placed in a sealed container with ice or dry ice. The organization recently shared a video of an incident that shows why this is important.

The TSA Instagram page posted a video from Seattle, Wash., that shows a pile of raw chicken pieces riding on the luggage conveyor belt. In the video, the pile of meat appears to be mushed together into a cube shape, implying that it had been in a container at one point but fell out before making it out to the luggage carousel.

"There is a personal fowl on the carousel," the TSA wrote. "Can chickens fly? Well… assuredly no poultry is flying like this. We hear at one time these wings and thighs were cooped up in a cooler. Somewhere between baggage and the carousel, they became free-range."

"Personal fowl"...ba-da-bum!

The post continues, "Don’t wing your travel packing. In order to keep from ruffling any feathers meat should be properly packaged. Ice or dry ice is permitted to keep the flock chilled. If you are pecking around the internet for travel tidbits, nest time reach out to our hens and roosters at #AskTSA. They’ll take your raw travel questions and cook out an egg-cellent answer."

Somebody at the TSA PR department must really like those chicken puns

In a statement obtained by Newsweek, a spokesperson for the TSA said, "Our understanding is that it fell out of a cooler behind the block of chicken (and you can see the chicken is still in cooler shape). Our guess is that the owner did not think about the lid coming open and did not tape it securely enough."

Col. Sanders must be a frequent flyer.

 

[Revoltingest]

Pile of raw chicken on airport luggage carousel prompts warning from TSA

 

[Shadow Wolf]

Today is a red letter day - two Sunday afternoon naps for me.

I woke up from a nap, sat at my computer, and took another.

 

[Shadow Wolf]

Pile of raw chicken on airport luggage carousel prompts warning from TSA

"Personal fowl"...ba-da-bum!



Somebody at the TSA PR department must really like those chicken puns



Col. Sanders must be a frequent flyer.

How in the hell did that make on board in the first place?

 

[Stevicus]

How in the hell did that make on board in the first place?

They believe it was in a container which wasn't sealed properly and fell out.

 

[sun rise]

Is this a new answer to the old why did the chicken cross the road? To get into the cargo hold of an airliner and be plucked by a stowaway?

 

[Meow Mix]

Marley is kicking my *** at Magic the Gathering!!!!

 

[Stevicus]

Is this a new answer to the old why did the chicken cross the road? To get into the cargo hold of an airliner and be plucked by a stowaway?

That chicken looked like it crossed the road and was run over by a steamroller before it ended up in the airplane.

 

[Revoltingest]

Marley is kicking my *** at Magic the Gathering!!!!

Some friends have a labradoodle named Marley.

 

[Shadow Wolf]

Marley is kicking my *** at Magic the Gathering!!!!

I need someone to play against who doesn't go all out and beat me so fast I don't even know what I did wrong.

 

[Wu Wei]

Some friends have a labradoodle named Marley.

 

[Revoltingest]

That's no labradoodle.

 

[Revoltingest]

 

[Stevicus]

Tom Cruise loses thousands of pounds worth of luggage in Birmingham

Tom Cruise was left “hopping mad” after thieves in Birmingham stole the actor’s bodyguard’s BMW carrying thousands of pounds worth of luggage.

The 59-year-old is currently shooting for the forthcoming film Mission: Impossible 7 in England.

The BMW X7 was reportedly parked at a hotel when the robbery took place. Thieves are believed to have used a scanner to clone the vehicle’s ignition fob prior to making a fast escape in the luxury car.

Sources revealed to the Express that the Jack Reacher actor’s security team was left clueless following the incident.

“Tom had been driven around in the car while in Birmingham and some of his luggage and belongings were inside it when it was taken,” one source said. “It’s since been recovered by police because it was equipped with an electronic tracking device, but everything inside it had gone.

“It’s a huge embarrassment for the security team and the guy who had been driving it was hopping mad – but not as mad as Tom!” they told The Sun.

The police also released a statement regarding the theft: “We received a report of a BMW X7 stolen from Church Street, Birmingham in the early hours of Tuesday morning.”

The statement added that “the car was recovered a short time later in Smethwick” and that “CCTV enquiries have been made in the area that the car was recovered from”.

They said they used a scanner to clone the car's key fob.

 

[Meow Mix]

Some friends have a labradoodle named Marley.

It’s a pretty name! ^.^

 

[Meow Mix]

I need someone to play against who doesn't go all out and beat me so fast I don't even know what I did wrong.

I’ve played before but she is very good. But also a good teacher. I’m using her decks

 

[Meow Mix]

Help I’m feeling a feeling about Marley

 

[Meow Mix]

I’m feeling feelings!!!!