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The Random, Meaningless Announcements Thread 3!

sun rise

The world is on fire
Premium Member
This has been a relatively lucky summer for us, as we have had above average rainfall. However, they're predicting that the winter rains will be below average.
"rain" - what a weird word. It used to have meaning out here. Maybe it will again.
 

ChristineM

"Be strong", I whispered to my coffee.
Premium Member
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I think i know that pig, it takes its human for walks on a lead. Didn't know it had its own chair though
 

Shadow Wolf

Certified People sTabber & Business Owner
It's cool outside - typical fall weather unfortunately.
You daywalker creep! It's now the the turn of those the sun hates to walk about without fear or worry of that hateful tyrant turning us into a crispy critter.
You had your time. Now I get to enjoy overcast and 1 UV index.
 

Dan From Smithville

The Flying Elvises, Utah Chapter
Staff member
Premium Member
I find much on this thread to be unexpected, but hardly random. And much of what is posted here has meaning, even if it contextual and of limited duration.

So can these announcements be truly random and meaningless? Or does that really mean limited context and without qualification to some prescribed plan>
 

Dan From Smithville

The Flying Elvises, Utah Chapter
Staff member
Premium Member
They are, I must admit.
A college buddy kept a picture of a pig on his dorm room bedside table. He would mention the pig after returning from home on the weekends. He would occasionally mention the pig. Sometimes I asked how the pig was doing. It had a name. Greasy Clyde.

One day, I thought my friend hadn't mentioned Greasy Clyde in some time. I asked about him. His response was that he had some of him for breakfast and he was delicious.

I was startled. I didn't quite understand. My response was "I thought he was a pet. You have him a name." But he wasn't a pet. He was food.
 

Shadow Wolf

Certified People sTabber & Business Owner
I haven't thought of that case since it was over until today when I recieved a letter from the judge thanking me for my service.
A cold case of a murder nearly 30 years ago, prosecution eye witness that were majorly intoxicated, highly uncooperative, one came in cuffs and just said he remembered nothing (he does), one recanting everything said nearly 30 years ago, one witness who had ti be dragged in with an arrest warrant, another who seemed to disappear off the face of the earth, two over zoom because of covid (one lady was very sick), lots of delays, lots of people dead since then, many moved, and of course tons and tons and tons of "I can't recall/don't remember." Amd a defense attorney who went on about irrelevant stuff for so long at the beginning of his closing statement it was extremely hard for me to keep a straight face when I had the Holy Grail scene of "get on with it!" going through my head. He also made it obvious he's never bought drugs before. And ultimately in the end it was for a bunch of crap because the state really had nothing at all against the accused.
 
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