The Random, Meaningless Announcements Thread 3!

[sun rise]

“The sea, the snotgreen sea, the scrotumtightening sea.”
― James Joyce, Ulysses

 

[Revoltingest]

"I'd rather let a thousand guilty men go free than chase after them."
- Police Chief, Clancy Wiggum

 

[sun rise]

And religion at the end

“Love loves to love love. Nurse loves the new chemist. Constable 14A loves Mary Kelly. Gerty MacDowell loves the boy that has the bicycle. M. B. loves a fair gentlema. Li Chi Han lovey up kissy Cha Pu Chow. Jumbo, the elephant, loves Alice, the elephant. Old Mr Verschole with the ear trumpet loves old Mrs VErschoyle with the turnedin eye. The man in the brown macintosh loves a lady who is dead. His Majesty the King loves Her Majesty the Queen. Mrs Norman W. Tupper loves officer Taylor. You love a certain person. And this person loves that other person because everybody loves somebody but God loves everybody.”
― James Joyce, Ulysses

 

[Revoltingest]

Spoiler: Offensive vintage ad

 

[beenherebeforeagain]

Been awhile...and it seems very appropriate to me today

The Road Not Taken

Robert Frost - 1874-1963

Two roads diverged in a yellow wood,
And sorry I could not travel both
And be one traveler, long I stood
And looked down one as far as I could
To where it bent in the undergrowth;

Then took the other, as just as fair,
And having perhaps the better claim,
Because it was grassy and wanted wear;
Though as for that the passing there
Had worn them really about the same,

And both that morning equally lay
In leaves no step had trodden black.
Oh, I kept the first for another day!
Yet knowing how way leads on to way,
I doubted if I should ever come back.

I shall be telling this with a sigh
Somewhere ages and ages hence:
Two roads diverged in a wood, and I—
I took the one less traveled by,
And that has made all the difference.

and for all the difference it has made...

 

[sun rise]

and for all the difference it has made...

That sums it up. Divide and conquer then multiply.

 

[Revoltingest]

 

[Wu Wei]

Well...that's true...but only if you drink it warm....... drinking it cold...makes you a big pansy, girlie man, sissy

 

[Revoltingest]

Well...that's true...but only if you drink it warm....... drinking it cold...makes you a big pansy, girlie man, sissy

Do you know why Brits drink warm beer?

 

[sun rise]

I know men become "stout hearted" if they drink a lot. But what about women?

 

[Revoltingest]

Got my Moderna booster yesterday.
Not feel'n too bad at all.
Just motivated to take it easy....& enjoy soup.

 

[Wu Wei]

Got my Moderna booster yesterday.
Not feel'n too bad at all.
Just motivated to take it easy....& enjoy soup.

Here, this will make you feel better.... have some Hearty Haggis soup

 

[Revoltingest]

Here, this will make you feel better.... have some Hearty Haggis soup

That looks much like the jambalaya soup I just had.

 

[Brickjectivity]

No that isn't soup. Soup isn't jambalaya. Jambalaya isn't a soup. What that stuff is, is soggy jambalaya.

 

[Dan From Smithville]

We had to move the rebel base from the comic shop at the mall to an old Game Stop. The resistance continues.

 

[Revoltingest]

No that isn't soup. Soup isn't jambalaya. Jambalaya isn't a soup. What that stuff is, is soggy jambalaya.

 

[sun rise]

Where there is soup there must be nuts because otherwise there could not be soup to nuts.

 

[Brickjectivity]

'Jambalaya soup' is word salad.

 

[Wu Wei]

I'm thinking I need a cup of tea

 

[Brickjectivity]

You're a genius Wu Wei. Yes, exactly. Its like saying 'Jambalaya tea' or 'Pizza tea' or 'Pizza soup'. It doesn't make any sense.