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The Random, Meaningless Announcements Thread 3!
- Thread starter Me Myself
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With a bald head and a mustache, what am I?
That's not a moustache, its whiskers.
Wu Wei
ursus senum severiorum and ex-Bisy Backson
Went to a bakery to get a scone.
It was Lunch time
Lady in front, at the counter literally was asking about the details of the muffins, Blueberry, Bran and Lemon poppy seed.
Which was more moist, more or less sugar, fat content, etc.
She decided on the Blueberry
Then she started asking about details of other baked goods.....
I left the bakery
It was Lunch time
Lady in front, at the counter literally was asking about the details of the muffins, Blueberry, Bran and Lemon poppy seed.
Which was more moist, more or less sugar, fat content, etc.
She decided on the Blueberry
Then she started asking about details of other baked goods.....
I left the bakery
Wu Wei
ursus senum severiorum and ex-Bisy Backson
This looks like a helmet made of plastic hair.
Shadow Wolf
Certified People sTabber & Business Owner
You mean they lied about that being a solar panel for a sex machine?
You mean they lied about that being a solar panel for a sex machine?
You've been had by them too, conmen every one of them
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I predicted this would happen, but the physicists got there before me.
Shadow Wolf
Certified People sTabber & Business Owner
No, that was when I had got the idea one night, years ago one foggy night in Indiana as I drove past Grissom AFRB and the lights from the prison gave the area an eerie glow, so I start thinking of a story that combines DnD fantasy with Scifi aliens. But no, that's dumb, too many mixed elements, too many things not gonna make sense, going to be a very predictable story (like the rogue and bard being absolutely the greatest assets and only real chance the fantasy team has against the invading aliens), and it'll just be too dumb and I won't even like it in the end.
A few months later Cowboys vs Aliens was released in theaters.
Shadow Wolf
Certified People sTabber & Business Owner
When I worked at the gas station (you've probably noticed the company in ****iana) this trucker from WAY down south came in and it sounded like he said "Iwnntwpcka viekenejsidneisi." I had absolutely no idea what he said. One coworker thought he asked for a cheeseburger. The other thought it was lottery tickets. Trucker wanker got angered we had to ask him to repeat himself....a few times at least. We discovered that what may as well have been Peanuts adult speak was Viceroy cigarettes when he took his pack out of his pocket and slammed them on the counter.
We were all glad when he left. He sounded like the guy from Waterboy and was rude.