The Random, Meaningless Announcements Thread 3!

[Shadow Wolf]

It is good. It further isolates China as the last refusge frim d brains barins brains eating zombees covid hast turnd us intoo.

What? We're supposed to be eating brains? Then why have I been sipping on people's precious bodily fluids and stockpiling them for later?

 

[Shadow Wolf]

Animals Laugh Too: UCLA Study Finds Laughter in 65 Species, from Rats to Cows

My brain is apparently a bit off today because I read UCLA as ACLU and was wondering for a moment why they'd study such a thing and when they picked up research.

 

[sun rise]

It apparently is being shipped by a professional and not just some daffy truck driver.

And certainly not Daffy Duck

 

[sun rise]

What? We're supposed to be eating brains? Then why have I been sipping on people's precious bodily fluids and stockpiling them for later?

You're just a wee bit different when it comes to such things. Enjoy the difference.

 

[sun rise]

Speaking of Texas

 

[Revoltingest]

Just bought $285 worth of free stuff at Menards.
It's all to be given away.

 

[Stonetree]

This just in: Strange man gives away his shorts?

 

[sun rise]

This just in: Strange man gives away his shorts?

It is strange. Why would anyone give away his shorts (stocks he's shorted)?

 

[beenherebeforeagain]

What? We're supposed to be eating brains? Then why have I been sipping on people's precious bodily fluids and stockpiling them for later?

Apparently, you didn't get the memo...

 

[Stonetree]

I used to be able to do 50 sit-ups. Guess what.. even though I'm a senior citizen I still can have 50 ****-ups.

 

[sun rise]

I used to be able to do 50 sit-ups. Guess what.. even though I'm a senior citizen I still can have 50 ****-ups.

Bah humbug to this "senior citizen" nonsense.

I can leap tall pieces of lettuce at a single bound, bench press 3 pieces of paper, solve quadratic equations whatever they are, I forget and never need a mid-day na zzzzz zzzz zzzz.

 

[Stonetree]

Great news!...They dropped the charges!

 

[sun rise]

Great news!...They dropped the charges!

Not if you're in the water when they go off.

 

[Stonetree]

Bah humbug to this "senior citizen" nonsense.

I can leap tall pieces of lettuce at a single bound, bench press 3 pieces of paper, solve quadratic equations whatever they are, I forget and never need a mid-day na zzzzz zzzz zzzz.

I know my loss for some time may leave some mean members with out someone to abuse but some of us actually have things to do off line. Please try not to have RF removed from the internet until I can contribute......Thank you

 

[Wu Wei]

It apparently is being shipped by a professional and not just some daffy truck driver.

Of course it is, its for the Dutch royal family after-all

 

[Shadow Wolf]

Apparently, you didn't get the memo...

No, that's a fake memo. Precious bodily fluids we must take care to store and preserve.

 

[sun rise]

Please try not to have RF removed from the internet

Send me a large amount of currency and I swear by all that is holy I will not take any action to destroy RF.

 

[Brickjectivity]

I was seduced into eating a so-called 'Diet' chocolate bar.

 

[Shadow Wolf]

I was seduced into eating a so-called 'Diet' chocolate bar.

"Diet" chocolate?
DO NOT BLASPHEME!
DO NOT BLASPHEME!
DO NOT BLASPHEME!

 

[sun rise]

I was seduced into eating a so-called 'Diet' chocolate bar.

Sinner.