The Random, Meaningless Announcements Thread 3!

[ChristineM]

Sometimes rhymes call to me.
Making sense is out the window.

#1 son & I just saw this episode.
It's fun to say "Chowdah!" & "Shoudair".

That explains so much

 

[Wu Wei]

"You can’t wait for inspiration. You have to go after it with a club." - Jack London

 

[Brickjectivity]

Funnily enough neither do i

The harp, like most stringed instruments, is a hugging instrument. Most wind instruments are for kissing not hugging.

 

[ChristineM]

Most wind instruments are for kissing not hugging.

Or blowing... ;-)

 

[Brickjectivity]

Or blowing... ;-)

I hadn't thought of that! Almost all instruments are for fingering except for harmonicas and most percussion instruments which are mostly just rhythmic devices.

 

[ChristineM]

I hadn't thought of that! Almost all instruments are for fingering except for harmonicas and most percussion instruments which are mostly just rhythmic devices.

Percussion instruments are as the name indicates, for banging

 

[sun rise]

So I had to go there. Would you expect otherwise?

Sexism and stereotyping is utterly expected.

 

[Revoltingest]

Sexism and stereotyping is utterly expected.

As are dog bites.

 

[sun rise]

As are dog bites.

Exception: revolting ones

 

[Brickjectivity]

Percussion instruments are as the name indicates, for banging

I had a professor who went on and on in lecture about how there were so many ways to play. It had nothing to do with music though. This was a beginner class about boolean algebra, but every lecture he some how found time to express surprise at the infinite positions and variety.

Now I remember. It was called Discrete Math.

 

[Revoltingest]

Someone knows a lawyer....

Eric Trump and Weisselberg invoked the Fifth more than 500 times...

 

[ChristineM]

I had a professor who went on and on in lecture about how there were so many ways to play. It had nothing to do with music though. This was a beginner class about boolean algebra, but every lecture he some how found time to express surprise at the infinite positions and variety.

Now I remember. It was called Discrete Math.

I thought Boolean algebra had only 2 positions, true or false, 1 or 0, on or off, yes or no, in or out... After that it becomes fuzzy.
Or perhaps it should have been indiscrete math.

 

[Stonetree]

I had a professor who went on and on in lecture about how there were so many ways to play. It had nothing to do with music though. This was a beginner class about boolean algebra, but every lecture he some how found time to express surprise at the infinite positions and variety.

Now I remember. It was called Discrete Math.

I hope they used protection.

 

[beenherebeforeagain]

Or blowing... ;-)

and I restrained myself from saying that...

 

[Brickjectivity]

Or perhaps it should have been indiscrete math.

By "Indiscrete math" you might refer to The Calculus of Variation, but it is a different lecture only tangentially related. I've had that one, too. Then comes Differential Equations. How do they come up with these names?

 

[sun rise]

Differential Equations

They integrated many areas of math, avoided dividing the pieces, subtracted distractions and added value.

 

[Wu Wei]

"Never follow someone else's path; unless you're in the woods and you're lost and you see a path, then by all means, you should follow that." - Ellen DeGeneres

 

[Stonetree]

Fifty pounds of dog treats had to be returned to "Pet Central"; my office has received threats because we refuse to be intimidated by a pack of dangerous and vicious bow wows.......If a snarky "Big Apple" bear with a fetish for quoting Larry,Moe and Curly can't scare my office staff, no bow wow with a lisp will ever get a treat for flunking all discipline lessons.

 

[sun rise]

Fifty pounds of dog treats had to be returned to "Pet Central"; my office has received threats because we refuse to be intimidated by a pack of dangerous and vicious bow wows.......If a snarky "Big Apple" bear with a fetish for quoting Larry,Moe and Curly can't scare my office staff, no bow wow with a lisp will ever get a treat for flunking all discipline lessons.

Wow. Such negativity.

 

[Revoltingest]

Prince Andrew quits social media as sex assault case looms...