The Random, Meaningless Announcements Thread 3!

[sun rise]

I don't use their balls.

Aren't most women?

 

[Wu Wei]

Oh for CRYING OUT LOUD!!!!! I look away for a second and you two take the post RIGHT to the gutter

 

[sun rise]

Oh for CRYING OUT LOUD!!!!! I look away for a second and you to take the post RIGHT to the gutter

Do bears weep crocodile tears?

 

[Wu Wei]

Do bears weep crocodile tears?

Do bears sweep crocodile beers!?

 

[Shadow Wolf]

I've tried excitement, eg, one of my wheels passing me,
steep downhill off camber curves, trees falling in the road
in front of me, ice ice ice. Boring is good.

But, but, where's the fun in that? You feel the tires start to slide and it's a guarantee you won't fall asleep behind the wheel.

 

[Shadow Wolf]

Do bears weep crocodile tears?

They weep electric crocodile tears.

 

[Wu Wei]

They weep electric crocodile tears.

They sweep eccentric crocodile gears!?

 

[sun rise]

I'm about to be needled.

 

[Revoltingest]

But, but, where's the fun in that? You feel the tires start to slide and it's a guarantee you won't fall asleep behind the wheel.

I use a caffeine pill when needed.

 

[sun rise]

My acupuncture session has left me gruntled

 

[Wu Wei]

I'm going to dis your gruntledness

 

[sun rise]

I'm going to dis your gruntledness

You're going to try. And fail.

 

[Wu Wei]

actually, I'm going to fail to try

 

[Stonetree]

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But, but, where's the fun in that? You feel the tires start to slide and it's a guarantee you won't fall asleep behind the wheel.

Who gets to blow dry your driver's seat?

 

[sun rise]

actually, I'm going to fail to try

What if you fail to fail to try? Do you disappear in a black hole of meta-failure?

 

[Revoltingest]

Great product...
Shocker 20K Airbag Trailer Tongue Air Coupler

 

[sun rise]

Great product...
Shocker 20K Airbag Trailer Tongue Air Coupler

Whose tongue is sacrificed? Or are we speaking of cows tongue served for dinner.

 

[Stonetree]

MSNBC: Turkish Institute of Polish Studies: Prof. Rise Offers Proof Bears Descended From Birds.

 

[sun rise]

MSNBC: Turkish Institute of Polish Studies: Prof. Rise Offers Proof Bears Descended From Birds.

But which kind of bird?

 

[Revoltingest]

Whose tongue is sacrificed? Or are we speaking of cows tongue served for dinner.

No tongues were harmed in the coupling of the trailer.