The Random, Meaningless Announcements Thread 3!

[sun rise]

Cornish pasty

My wife's background includes Cornish ancestry. One of the few things she knew how to cook when we were married was Cornish pasties.

 

[sun rise]

I know but it seems you must have lead the corporate sheltered life. And you you are experiencing the manuals written in Japlish, translated into Korabian and lost along the way to our side of the world.

This is the world we live in.

I like the one with...

Press the red button.

There is no red button but there is a green button with "RED" printed on it.

Even better is an error message that said "MySQLi extension for PHP - missing" and other like that and I was able to find the pattern so I did not have to search for the actual extension name every time.

There was a "joke" back in the day, 1980's or so, that went something like: The only error message one needs is a question mark. The experienced system administrator will know what's wrong from the context.

 

[Wu Wei]

YUK!!!! IT Lingo

 

[sun rise]

YUK!!!! IT Lingo

It's my GOTO bear repellent weapon. Or, better.
while ($bear_is_a_nuisance) {
$Use_IT_Lingo;
}

 

[Wu Wei]

After a day of IT lingo this is about where I am at the moment...

 

[Stonetree]

Realizing one of the biggest mistakes I mad was to give in last year, and finally show Mrs Wu how to operate the lawn sprinkler system.....it has run everyday this week and twice yesterday....... next she will complain about the water bill


Note: the second time it ran yesterday....was after it rained

Ya big dummy...got wet,huh....dry off.....use a Tao..!

 

[Stonetree]

Corny post

Post-e- Corn.......Damp Dog....get a bath...!....DO NOT post anymore "Fish Fantasy Stories"...!

 

[Stevicus]

Well... I survived the bran muffin...but I STILL want a DING DANG CORN MUFFIN!!!!!!

 

[sun rise]

 

[Wu Wei]

Ya big dummy...got wet,huh....dry off.....use a Tao..!

if you say so

 

[Stonetree]

if you say so

okay...get out of Revolting's pond...20 ft left...15 ft back....that's a good bear..

 

[Revoltingest]

 

[Wu Wei]

okay...get out of Revolting's pond...20 ft left...15 ft back....that's a good bear..View attachment 64128

such unnecessary violence

 

[Stonetree]

Some bears are industrious.......but @Wu Wei is.....

 

[Revoltingest]

Some bears are industrious.......but @Wu Wei is.....View attachment 64129

How did you get a real pic of him?

 

[Stonetree]

How did you get a real pic of him?

Mrs Wu..........(@ Wu Wei)

 

[Revoltingest]

Mrs Wu....

He must be enduring punishment for something.

 

[Stonetree]

He must be enduring punishment for something.

Yep....Well deserved.

 

[Stonetree]

He must be enduring punishment for something.

Mrs @Wu Wei ,I'm told , had a talk with Wu Orthopedic doc......He's faking pain....imagine that ..

 

[sun rise]

I'm more than half crazy with an IT mess so profound that we wiped out the OS and started from scratch based on someone on the internet saying that was needed. That says a lot when I believe random internet people but it was that or start smashing walls with my 16lb sledgehammer.