The Random, Meaningless Announcements Thread 3!

[sun rise]

Don't **** off the wrong person:

In 1962, a wealthy Italian businessman met with Enzo Ferrari to discuss his displeasure with the famous luxury sports cars. His chief complaint was that the clutches didn't seem to hold up well. Ferrari responded, "The clutch is not the problem. The problem is you don’t know how to drive a Ferrari and you break the clutch.”

The businessman happened to have founded and owned a successful tractor manufacturing company, so he knew a thing or two about vehicles. He was incensed at the reply, and not only vowed to never buy another Ferrari, but to begin building his own supercars to show Ferrari how it was done.

And today, the cars of Ferruccio Lamborghini are famous worldwide.

 

[Revoltingest]

 

[sun rise]

I have 32 post/thread alerts right now.

 

[Revoltingest]

I just bought an electric (pedal assist variety)
bike on ebay. I'll meet the guy tomorrow, & pay cash.
I save on shipping, & avoid sales tax that ebay so loves
to impose on private (exempt) transactions.

 

[savagewind]

I have a confession to do. Here, now. My daughter left her box-of-wine here the last time and I have just finished it. My excuse. God bless me, please.

 

[sun rise]

I just bought an electric (pedal assist variety)
bike on ebay. I'll meet the guy tomorrow, & pay cash.
I save on shipping, & avoid sales tax that ebay so loves
to impose on private (exempt) transactions.

A parade of images wandered through my brain when I read that.

 

[Wu Wei]

No wonder why they call the subway in Montreal the metro…no self respecting subway system would be that clean and worse yet,,,have no rats.

 

[savagewind]

I think thaT i MIGHT have enough words to last me for the rest of my life. My Earth life that is. Haha.

But, what about the Fat Thumb thing? Should we care about that?

 

[Wirey]

I have an actual announcement!

Shut up!

Thank you for your attention in this matter.

 

[Shadow Wolf]

Every time I get near to the end of one of the Saxon Tale/Last Kingdom books, the build up to the big battle at the end of the book makes me excited for LARPing and yearning for it to pick back up fullswing. And reminiscing much about it, especially the combat, and how I never actually fought in a shield wall but at the (very typically) left end of it, outside of it, and out slicing, dicing, chopping, hacking, burning, roasting, and toasting everything Mr. Popiel every made.

 

[Shadow Wolf]

I have an actual announcement!

Shut up!

Thank you for your attention in this matter.

Make me!

 

[Shadow Wolf]

I got an email for my people stabbing externship!!!!!!!!!

 

[Shadow Wolf]

SILENCE!!!
I STAB YOU!

 

[Stonetree]

SILENCE!!!
I STAB YOU!

While I look over my back, if I insult you will it cost me my life?

 

[sun rise]

SILENCE!!!
I STAB YOU!

I know that when you do stabbing they'll want you to dress to look harmless but when I think about you stabbing, I see you dressed in very much the opposite with appropriate stabbing music.

 

[Revoltingest]

No wonder why they call the subway in Montreal the metro…no self respecting subway system would be that clean and worse yet,,,have no rats.

Perhaps they can't afford rats.

 

[Wu Wei]

Perhaps they can't afford rats.

possible

 

[beenherebeforeagain]

I know that when you do stabbing they'll want you to dress to look harmless but when I think about you stabbing, I see you dressed in very much the opposite with appropriate stabbing music.

You're also not supposed the smile and laugh manically while stabbing...just sayin'

 

[Revoltingest]

possible

The Canuckistanian dollar is rather weak these days.

 

[Wu Wei]

I know that when you do stabbing they'll want you to dress to look harmless but when I think about you stabbing, I see you dressed in very much the opposite with appropriate stabbing music.

I must admit, I expect @Shadow Wolf to look much like this after a quiet day of hospital stabbing