The Random, Meaningless Announcements Thread 3!

[Revoltingest]

 

[sun rise]

Write a poem that says bacon is evil because @Revoltingest likes it

Bacon, oh bacon, so crispy and fine
A treat for the taste buds, a taste that is divine
But alas, your ways are not pure and true
For the sake of Revoltingest, bacon, I rue

Your sizzle and smoke, a temptation so grand
But your grease and salt, a health risk so bland
You clog our arteries, raise our cholesterol
All for the sake of Revoltingest's pleasure

Though Revoltingest may love you so
Bacon, you are the enemy, we must let you go
For our health and well-being, we must abstain
Bacon, you are the devil, causing us so much pain

So farewell bacon, we bid you adieu
Though Revoltingest may still love you
We must stand strong, and make a change
For the sake of our health, bacon, we must estrange.

 

[Shadow Wolf]

I'm trying to keep an open mind and not auto reject it, but this Interview with the Vampire show, but, very soon into it, ARGHH! NO!!!! Daniel was turned before he got that old. David was even talked into being turned before he got that old!

 

[Shadow Wolf]

AAARRRGGGGHHHH!!!!
Lious isn't dressed well enough for a character created by Anne Rice.

 

[Shadow Wolf]

That sucked.
And now it's off to the world of throbbing yet gentle homoerotica of the movie Interview with the Vampire, the one written by Anne Rice, the one with an Armand who can properly just stand there and let his pray come to him.

 

[Revoltingest]

GRETA THUNBERG ARRESTED AT ULTRA-VIOLENT PROTEST...

 

[PoetPhilosopher]

The Avatar 2 movie had an enormous budget, and was a big risk due to the large budget. But it could pay off:

‘Avatar 2,’ ‘M3GAN’ hold onto top spots at the box office

 

[sun rise]

GRETA THUNBERG ARRESTED AT ULTRA-VIOLENT PROTEST...

Why not quote the National Enquirer and be done with it. Another new source headline was:

Grinning Greta Thunberg is carried away by police as officers clash with group of climate protesters at demo at German village being razed to make way for a coal mine

 

[PoetPhilosopher]

After my Rams didn't make it to the playoffs, I decided I would be rooting for the Bengals. Tonight, the Bengals won a game in the playoffs to advance to face the Bills next week.

 

[Shadow Wolf]

All these years later and Tom Cruise is still the best to play Lestat, no contest, no question, no doubts, no one else have even come close to matching the radioactive amounts of arrogance that is necessary for playing Lestat de Lioncourt.

 

[Revoltingest]

Why not quote the National Enquirer and be done with it. Another new source headline was:

Grinning Greta Thunberg is carried away by police as officers clash with group of climate protesters at demo at German village being razed to make way for a coal mine

Greta Thunberg and a 'mud wizard' faced off against German cops to protest a coal deal with …

 

[Stevicus]

‘Woke’ MLK ‘penis’ statue insults black community: Coretta Scott King kin (msn.com)

Even some kin of Coretta Scott King hate the new $10 million sculpture just dedicated to her and her iconic civil-rights-leader husband in Boston — with a cousin claiming it “looks like a penis.”

The massive bronze piece, titled “The Embrace,” features two sets of arms holding each other, an artistic interpretation of the classic photo of Coretta and hubby Martin Luther King Jr. hugging after he won the Nobel Peace Price in 1964.

“The mainstream media … was reporting on it like it was all beautiful, ’cause they were told they had to say that,” Seneca Scott, Coretta’s cousin, told The Post by phone Sunday, referring to the new artwork in The Boston Commons.

“But then when it came out, a little boy pointed out — ‘That’s a penis!’ and everyone was like, ‘Yo, that’s a big old dong, man,” said the 43-year-old Oakland, Calif., resident.

“If you had showed that statute to anyone in the ’hood, they’d have been like, ‘No, absolutely not.’ “

“The Embrace” has been criticized for looking more like a phallic image than a depiction of slain civil-rights leader Martin Luther King Jr. and his wife, Coretta Scott King, embracing.Boston Globe via Getty Images

He added scornfully to the Compact mag, “Ten million dollars were wasted to create a masturbatory metal homage to my legendary family members — one of the all-time greatest American families.”

Seneca told The Post that “woke” culture allowed the expensive abstract experiment to come to fruition.

Members of the King family last week unveiled the artwork near where MLK and Coretta first met in college.

Martin Luther King III approved the piece, which was designed by conceptual artist Hank Willis Thomas for the organization Embrace Boston.

The artwork’s funding was the result of a public/private fundraising partnership, the city of Boston said on its online site. It’s unclear how much public money may have gone into the sculpture.

“When we recognize that all storytelling is an abstraction, all representation is an abstraction, hopefully it allows us to be open to more dynamic and complex forms of representation that don’t stick us to narrative that oversimplifies a person or their legacy, and I think this work really tries to get to the heart of that,” the artist says on his Web site.

But Seneca told The Post, “The woke algorithm is just broke, I don’t know what else to tell you.

“If you went through all of that and that’s what you came up with, something’s wrong,” he said.

"The woke algorithm is just broke"

 

[Revoltingest]

‘Woke’ MLK ‘penis’ statue insults black community: Coretta Scott King kin (msn.com)

"The woke algorithm is just broke"

Excerpted....
The 65,000-ton statue was approved by the couple’s son Martin Luther King III and cost $10 million to produce. It was unveiled in Boston last week.Boston Globe via Getty Images

No way in Hell does that ugly *** thing weigh 65,000 tons.
I hope it wasn't taxpayers who paid $10,000,000 for a bronze
hand job!

 

[Stevicus]

Excerpted....
The 65,000-ton statue was approved by the couple’s son Martin Luther King III and cost $10 million to produce. It was unveiled in Boston last week.Boston Globe via Getty Images

No way in Hell does that ugly *** thing weigh 65,000 tons.
I hope it wasn't taxpayers who paid $10,000,000 for a bronze
hand job!

It was a joint effort of public and private funding.

 

[Revoltingest]

It was a joint effort of public and private funding.

I'll bet the taxpayers are thrilled with
the Martin Luther Dingus statue.

 

[Wu Wei]

And I'll keep on at it!

Can't you just NOT argue for once.....

 

[Shadow Wolf]

Can't you just NOT argue for once.....

No, because I have much to argue about regarding how I am convinced whoever made this Interview with the Vampire show has never picked up a Vampire Chronicles book. Like this Louis who is nothing at all like Louis. Eating an animal? Retained humanity? Those boneheads screwed up so severely their version of Louis screams they don't get, or aren't aware of, how Louis damned to fail efforts of retaining his humanness lost so bad that he became a savage, vicious killer who is so cold and remorseless even the queen of all vampires took notice.
And not killing anyone in about 20 years? You want an award for catching up to other vampire elders like Marius and his nibbling?
And what the hell? Lious and Lestat weren't actually lovers.

 

[Stevicus]

Can't you just NOT argue for once.....

You're in the right room for an argument. The room for Being Hit On The Head Lessons is down the hall.

 

[Shadow Wolf]

And definitely this Lestat isn't arrogant enough to be Lestat.

 

[Shadow Wolf]

You're in the right room for an argument. The room for Being Hit On The Head Lessons is down the hall.

With every book in the Vampire Chronicles is what they shall be hit in the head with too.
And this really sucks because this utterly crushed my hopes for a Mayfair Witches series.