The Random, Meaningless Announcements Thread 3!

[Revoltingest]

With every book in the Vampire Chronicles is what they shall be hit in the head with too.
And this really sucks because this utterly crushed my hopes for a Mayfair Witches series.

The only thing not boring about vampires
is when Blade kills them.

 

[Shadow Wolf]

The only thing not boring about vampires
is when Blade kills them.

Lestat isn't boring. He's a very arrogant, cocky bisexual who is a master of seduction. A rock star who meets both god and the devil and sides with neither. And he's French.

 

[Revoltingest]

Lestat isn't boring. He's a very arrogant, cocky bisexual who is a master of seduction. A rock star who meets both god and the devil and sides with neither. And he's French.

I'd like to see Blade kill him.

 

[sun rise]

In spite of the forecast for more rain, there's an unfamiliar color in the sky - blue and a big extremely bright object that one cannot look at as well.

 

[Revoltingest]

In spite of the forecast for more rain, there's an unfamiliar color in the sky - blue and a big extremely bright object that one cannot look at as well.

We had that yesterday.
It melted the snow we dint have.

 

[Shadow Wolf]

I'd like to see Blade kill him.

Blade wouldn't be able to. He's a weenie who needs his half human side to walk in the daylight. Lestat can survive the daylight because he's among the most powerful vampires in history.

 

[Shadow Wolf]

Lious/an Anne Rice character wearing a zip up hoodie is just as blasphemous as a beardless dwarf.

 

[Revoltingest]

Blade wouldn't be able to. He's a weenie who needs his half human side to walk in the daylight. Lestat can survive the daylight because he's among the most powerful vampires in history.

Vampires....

 

[Stevicus]

Vampires are even more boring than umpires.

 

[Wu Wei]

No, because I have much to argue about regarding how I am convinced whoever made this Interview with the Vampire show has never picked up a Vampire Chronicles book. Like this Louis who is nothing at all like Louis. Eating an animal? Retained humanity? Those boneheads screwed up so severely their version of Louis screams they don't get, or aren't aware of, how Louis damned to fail efforts of retaining his humanness lost so bad that he became a savage, vicious killer who is so cold and remorseless even the queen of all vampires took notice.
And not killing anyone in about 20 years? You want an award for catching up to other vampire elders like Marius and his nibbling?
And what the hell? Lious and Lestat weren't actually lovers.

If you insist on arguing at least be less wordy.... too many words... and the only thing I find more annoying than vampires.... are zombies

 

[Revoltingest]

If you insist on arguing at least be less wordy.... too many words... and the only thing I find more annoying than vampires.... are zombies

Zombies are better than vampires though.
In both cases, the interest is generated by killing
them....or regarding zombies, "re-killing" them.
Zombies are best because the end-of-the-world
scenario they pose has rich potential. Vampires
are just a secret society flavor of threat...& only
to individuals, not the whole human race.

 

[Shadow Wolf]

If you insist on arguing at least be less wordy.... too many words... and the only thing I find more annoying than vampires.... are zombies

So? The Vampire Chronicles are great, and some of the best erotic literature that's not really of the erotic genre.

 

[Revoltingest]

So? The Vampire Chronicles are great, and some of the best erotic literature that's not really of the erotic genre.

So it's "50 shades of krovy", eh.
BooOOOoooOOoooring.

 

[Wu Wei]

Zombies are better than vampires though.
In both cases, the interest is generated by killing
them....or regarding zombies, "re-killing" them.
Zombies are best because the end-of-the-world
scenario they pose has rich potential. Vampires
are just a secret society flavor of threat...& only
to individuals, not the whole human race.

I hate them both......

 

[Wu Wei]

So? The Vampire Chronicles are great, and some of the best erotic literature that's not really of the erotic genre.

Nope...wrong..... they aren't

 

[Shadow Wolf]

So it's "50 shades of krovy", eh.
BooOOOoooOOoooring.

No. Because 50 Shades was lame and boring and a Twilight fan fiction.
But the Vampire Chronicles, the Great Fire of New Orleans was started during a fight between Claudia and Lestat, with a weakened Lestat going up in flames at one point during the fight, with those flames engulfing the building the were in, with those flames engulfing the city.
And everyone wants to bone, pork, and screw most of the other characters, and when they can't have what they desire then very bad things happen.

 

[Revoltingest]

No. Because 50 Shades was lame and boring and a Twilight fan fiction.
But the Vampire Chronicles, the Great Fire of New Orleans was started during a fight between Claudia and Lestat, with a weakened Lestat going up in flames at one point during the fight, with those flames engulfing the building the were in, with those flames engulfing the city.
And everyone wants to bone, pork, and screw most of the other characters, and when they can't have what they desire then very bad things happen.

Sounds like a soap opera.
BooOOooOOooOOooring!

 

[Shadow Wolf]

Nope...wrong..... they aren't

I'll let you make the case by citing all the lines that will make you seem like a gay bear.

 

[sun rise]

There's a whole genre of vampire romance novels for those inclined.

 

[Shadow Wolf]

Sounds like a soap opera.
BooOOooOOooOOooring!

Nah, all you guys here, the ones here on this thread, just need more emotion and excitement in your movies and books. I promise, a great romance scene doesn't have to involve Brock and Mol and a parsimonious faux highschool prom.