The Random, Meaningless Announcements Thread 3!

[Wu Wei]

Revoltistan.
Equanimity.
Me grounds.
I set'm straight.
You shouldn't.
I'm not allowed sharp things.

You're HIRED!!!!! you start Monday

 

[Wu Wei]

In a facilty where I stab *****es all day and make them bleed.

I stab you and make it hurt real bad or be painless. Your choice.

I have restrained myself enough to have never killed anyone.

I called that idiot a stupid ho!

Because if you don't I'll cut your face off and wear for a Halloween costume and trick or treat up to your family's house.

Did you specify it had to be in something else? Did you write it rules is must be...what? You'd prefer it written in your own blood?

You're hired...you start Monday....first thing you need to do is Fire @Revoltingest

 

[Wu Wei]

Born in the UK.
British nationality
British passport
I speak English, French, some German, some Italian, can order food in Japanese, Chinese. And i have been known to understand Americanese.

Im English living in France.

oh...so you're Dutch then

 

[Wu Wei]

By the way......I'm in a Marriott...... no one guessed it so...on to another thread to declare my victory

 

[Shadow Wolf]

You're hired...you start Monday....first thing you need to do is Fire @Revoltingest

Cool!
@Revoltingest! Your *** is grass and I'm worse than a lawn mower because I hate mowing the lawn. So skedaddle if you dont want stabbed and your face removed and worn as a Halloween mask to your family's house.

 

[Revoltingest]

Its like re-reading a book

A movie I've seen before.

 

[Wu Wei]

A movie I've seen before.

Only because you can't read

 

[Revoltingest]

Cool!
@Revoltingest! Your *** is grass and I'm worse than a lawn mower because I hate mowing the lawn. So skedaddle if you dont want stabbed and your face removed and worn as a Halloween mask to your family's house.

Severance pay?

 

[Revoltingest]

Only because you can't read

I can.
I choose not to.

 

[Shadow Wolf]

Severance pay?

Severance pay? You want severance pay? Get out of here before I severance your hands!

 

[Stevicus]

Where am I? What is this place?

 

[Shadow Wolf]

For a place that's supposed to be helping me, I've told them I need help with the preemployment assessments, even telling them I'm autistic and don't interpret them as normal people, and I have one of these junk things with not much supporting evidence but rather a trail of lawsuits behind them and not a peep from this place supposed to be helping me.

 

[Revoltingest]

Severance pay? You want severance pay? Get out of here before I severance your hands!

And my accrued vacation pay.

 

[Shadow Wolf]

And my accrued vacation pay.

What? What? Where do you think you live? France?

 

[Shadow Wolf]

We need monuments and statues and such built to St. Lemmy, the Patron Saint of Sex, Drugs and Rock 'n Roll. Unhallowed be His Name!

 

[Shadow Wolf]

Next song:
Now when people tell me "I'm surprised you like Soundgarden" I can stab this irritant of a person!

 

[Shadow Wolf]

Next song:
My Wayne's World, driving down the scene on real life was to Primus.

 

[kadzbiz]

If I ever end up in one of those fast dating situations, my first elimination question will be “do you watch reality tv shows?”

 

[ChristineM]

oh...so you're Dutch then

Double Dutch.

Not sure that means the same over the water. In England it speaking (or writing) nonsense.

 

[Stevicus]

Watch: Alligator forces its way through metal fence at Florida club - UPI.com

An employee at a Florida golf course captured video of an alligator trying to force its way through a metal fence, bending the bars in the process.

www.upi.com

No elitist country club is going to keep this gator out. The establishment be darned!