The Random, Meaningless Announcements Thread 3!

[Stevicus]

What the hell was he doing?

He was doing something rather dangerous.

 

[Wirey]

They say we domesticated dogs, but cats domesticated themselves. Makes sense.

 

[ChristineM]

They say we domesticated dogs, but cats domesticated themselves. Makes sense.

Cats were once considered to be gods.
They have never forgotten

 

[beenherebeforeagain]

Cats were once considered to be gods.
They have never forgotten

actually, dogs were, too...

they forgot becau SQUIRREL!!!!!! What? WALKIES!!!!! TREATS!!!!!

 

[sun rise]

actually, dogs were, too...

they forgot becau SQUIRREL!!!!!! What? WALKIES!!!!! TREATS!!!!!

You forgot BALL!!!!!

 

[Stevicus]

I saw a roadrunner while I was standing outside where I work. He was just prowling in the bushes, probably looking for lizards. No coyotes in pursuit, as far as I could tell.

 

[JustGeorge]

I'm eating crackers and drinking green tea.

I have a diet Coke.

 

[Stonetree]

I'm eating crackers and drinking green tea.

I ate chocolate birthday cake while standing on one foot......

 

[JustGeorge]

I ate chocolate birthday cake while standing on one foot......

Where's my piece?

 

[Stonetree]

I have a diet Coke.

Your Coke is on a diet?

 

[Stonetree]

Where's my piece?

Oh..... IOU one slice of cake.....sorry

 

[JustGeorge]

Your Coke is on a diet?

Yeah, it was quite portly.

 

[Stonetree]

Paul Manafort wants to help in the next presidential campaign.

 

[Shadow Wolf]

He was doing something rather dangerous.

Spoken like a German.

 

[Wu Wei]

Puppy cam (ignore the "coming soon")

Canine Companions Puppy Cam - Canine Companions

These Canine Companions puppies are on their way to becoming expertly trained service dogs. Enjoy the puppy cam coming soon!

canine.org

Just my luck...they're all sleeping

 

[sun rise]

Just my luck...they're all sleeping

I caught them being fed. There's nothing like puppy sibling rivalry when it comes to the food dish.

 

[JustGeorge]

I caught them being fed. There's nothing like puppy sibling rivalry when it comes to the food dish.

I've got one I've had to permanently separate from the other two dogs; she kept getting aggressive over hidden bits of food.

 

[Shadow Wolf]

My mom tells me the pain I've started having in my back is a pinched nerve.

 

[Wirey]

I've got one I've had to permanently separate from the other two dogs; she kept getting aggressive over hidden bits of food.

We used to have a hunting dog like that. She was the smallest and meanest of those dogs.

 

[Wu Wei]

I am really beginning to feel I need to adopt this attitude. Apparently, when I try to be nice and polite in order to not upset others during meetings I get SERIOUSLY misunderstood..... so without further adieu....