Life kicked my butt...
Why? Why must you kick me in the ****s at every given opportunity, life?
Why? Why must you kick me in the ****s at every given opportunity, life?
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Shadow Wolf
Certified People sTabber & Business Owner
Want something to break?
How about someone's ****ing face?
Do you require a chainsaw
For skinning asses raw?
This is a geek's idea of a poem (from my files)
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The poem can only be appreciated by reading it aloud, to wit:
Waka waka bang splat tick tick hash,
Caret quote back-tick dollar dollar dash,
Bang splat equal at dollar under-score,
Percent splat waka waka tilde number four,
Ampersand bracket bracket dot dot slash,
Vertical-bar curly-bracket comma comma CRASH.
<> !*''#
^"`$$-
!*=@$_
%*<> ~#4
&[]../
|{,,SYSTEM HALTED
The poem can only be appreciated by reading it aloud, to wit:
Waka waka bang splat tick tick hash,
Caret quote back-tick dollar dollar dash,
Bang splat equal at dollar under-score,
Percent splat waka waka tilde number four,
Ampersand bracket bracket dot dot slash,
Vertical-bar curly-bracket comma comma CRASH.
Wu Wei
ursus senum severiorum and ex-Bisy Backson
Waaaay back when i was going through a divorce… after she maxed out my credit card, stole the bank account and i was forced to move back into my parents house in my 30s….. someone once tried to console me by saying “well you know what they say….. when life gives you lemons you…” I stopped them right there and said “I don’t care what you would do, but I’m picking those damn lemons up and whipping them back at life as hard as i can…. And i hope it hurt when it hits”
Shadow Wolf
Certified People sTabber & Business Owner
Did it?
Shadow Wolf
Certified People sTabber & Business Owner
I just caught a sexual euphemism that I missed as a kid. He's at the gas station of love and has to use the self service pumps.
We Never Know
No Slack
There's a masturbation thread all about thatI just caught a sexual euphemism that I missed as a kid. He's at the gas station of love and has to use the self service pumps.
Wu Wei
ursus senum severiorum and ex-Bisy Backson
PervertThere's a masturbation thread all about that
I hope it did hurt life when the lemons hit it...
Shadow Wolf
Certified People sTabber & Business Owner
I forgot to include that's Wierd Al.There's a masturbation thread all about that
Shadow Wolf
Certified People sTabber & Business Owner
Of course I am. We all are. Even you let your perv side out on occasion.
Shadow Wolf
Certified People sTabber & Business Owner
Im happy with no working in Eden for at least two months. I will only be working in Nod, working for myself.
The end of the week will be expensive A handyperson is coming to fix a fence gate that won't close due to ground shifting. An electrician will install floodlights/web cam and an arborist will give me an estimate for tree trimming a lot of which are neighbor's trees growing over our property line.
I'll pass
Don't like Silverchair?