The Random, Meaningless Announcements Thread 3!

[sun rise]

@Wu Wei better watch out.

This is behind a WaPo paywall but the headline itself should be worrying him. It's not as the headline says, true roadkill, but rather protein that might be found on a road.

Fried bear. Snake over rice. Everything’s fair game at the Roadkill Cook-Off.​

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Years ago, there was a sense that the shindig cast West Virginians in a bad light by leaning too far into stereotypes of “roadkill and hillbillies and stuff,” says Marlinton native Joshua Barkley, who wears a fox pelt hat, pioneer fringe jacket and a bowie knife hanging on one hip and a flintlock pistol on the other.​

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“But,” he says, “this is just who we are.”​

 

[sun rise]

 

[Wu Wei]

@Wu Wei better watch out.

This is behind a WaPo paywall but the headline itself should be worrying him. It's not as the headline says, true roadkill, but rather protein that might be found on a road.

Fried bear. Snake over rice. Everything’s fair game at the Roadkill Cook-Off.​

​

Years ago, there was a sense that the shindig cast West Virginians in a bad light by leaning too far into stereotypes of “roadkill and hillbillies and stuff,” says Marlinton native Joshua Barkley, who wears a fox pelt hat, pioneer fringe jacket and a bowie knife hanging on one hip and a flintlock pistol on the other.​

​

“But,” he says, “this is just who we are.”​

Eating black bears huh..... well.... it goes both ways I guess..... black bears like hillbillies in....
.

 

[Revoltingest]

My announcement for tonight: I do not recognize the existence of other Jokers. There can only be one Joker:

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Why is he the best Joker?

 

[sun rise]

Why is he the best Joker?

I advise you to stop looking in the mirror and do something useful.

 

[Revoltingest]

I advise you to stop looking in the mirror and do something useful.

I'm past being useful to anyone.
BTW, I notice that you won't even look in the
direction of a tossed stick to fetch anymore.

 

[Wu Wei]

I'm past being useful to anyone.
BTW, I notice that you won't even look in the
direction of a tossed stick to fetch anymore.

Nice to see you admit that for a change...ya no good lay-a-boit, deadbeat, sofa sergeant, REEETIREEEEE

 

[Revoltingest]

Nice to see you admit that for a change...ya no good lay-a-boit, deadbeat, sofa sergeant, REEETIREEEEE

Look who's talk'n.....a poor excuse for a rug
who's nuthin more than a small cog in a
government department pretending to fix
computers for employees who don't work
& don't care.
You should retire.
Make your uselessness official.

 

[Wu Wei]

Look who's talk'n.....a poor excuse for a rug
who's nuthin more than a small cog in a
government department pretending to fix
computers for employees who don't work
& don't care.
You should retire.
Make your uselessness official

There is iron in your word of Government work for all Bears to see. And so there is iron in your word of retirement.

But I still do a heck of a lot more than you ya recliner ranger, vagabond, hobo....... and YES I'm jealous

 

[Revoltingest]

There is iron in your word of Government work for all Bears to see. And so there is iron in your word of retirement.

Josey Wales.
I recognized it immediately.

But I still do a heck of a lot more than you ya recliner ranger, vagabond, hobo....... and YES I'm jealous

Your jealousy pleases me.

 

[Wu Wei]

Josey Wales.
I recognized it immediately.

Your jealousy pleases me.

 

[Wu Wei]

Corn on the cob, steamed squash, and...... wait for it....... XIAOLONGBAO!!!!! for lunch

 

[Wu Wei]

 

[Stevicus]

 

[Kathryn]

@Wu Wei better watch out.

This is behind a WaPo paywall but the headline itself should be worrying him. It's not as the headline says, true roadkill, but rather protein that might be found on a road.

Fried bear. Snake over rice. Everything’s fair game at the Roadkill Cook-Off.​

​

Years ago, there was a sense that the shindig cast West Virginians in a bad light by leaning too far into stereotypes of “roadkill and hillbillies and stuff,” says Marlinton native Joshua Barkley, who wears a fox pelt hat, pioneer fringe jacket and a bowie knife hanging on one hip and a flintlock pistol on the other.​

​

“But,” he says, “this is just who we are.”​

One year at Thanksgiving, my former MIL fed my kids road kill, I think it was a goat.

 

[JustGeorge]

One year at Thanksgiving, my former MIL fed my kids road kill, I think it was a goat.

My husband's eaten roadkill. (Was served it as a child.)

 

[Stevicus]

@Wu Wei better watch out.

This is behind a WaPo paywall but the headline itself should be worrying him. It's not as the headline says, true roadkill, but rather protein that might be found on a road.

Fried bear. Snake over rice. Everything’s fair game at the Roadkill Cook-Off.​

​

Years ago, there was a sense that the shindig cast West Virginians in a bad light by leaning too far into stereotypes of “roadkill and hillbillies and stuff,” says Marlinton native Joshua Barkley, who wears a fox pelt hat, pioneer fringe jacket and a bowie knife hanging on one hip and a flintlock pistol on the other.​

​

“But,” he says, “this is just who we are.”​

Can you order Dead Skunk in the Middle of the Road?

 

[Wu Wei]

 

[Wu Wei]