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The Random, Meaningless Announcements Thread 3!

Smart_Guy

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Premium Member
Well either way, this is the Random and Meaningless Announcements Thread...

Offense is random, meaningless and thread... (huh?)

So is my hemorrhoids.

Or so it was, cuz now I can take a dump and enjoy it... again.
 

Revoltingest

Pragmatic Libertarian
Premium Member
Well either way, this is the Random and Meaningless Announcements Thread...
Offense is random, meaningless and thread... (huh?)
So is my hemorrhoids.
Or so it was, cuz now I can take a dump and enjoy it... again.

That reminds me of a revolting ode to Wirey's recovery from cancer & getting of the meds....

His netherly regions were squalid
& joyless, so he became stolid.
But giving up pills
is bringing new thrills.
His doo doo is finally solid!
 

Wu Wei

ursus senum severiorum and ex-Bisy Backson
Cracked ribs are offensive?
Or do you mean Smart Guy's troubles in his nether regions?

I meant Smart Guy's troubles in his nether regions but then Smart guy is right this is the Random and Meaningless Announcements Thread...of course that could also imply that Smart Guy believes his hemorrhoids and his ability to take a dump is Random and Meaningless
 

Smart_Guy

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Premium Member
That reminds me of a revolting ode to Wirey's recovery from cancer & getting of the meds....

His netherly regions were squalid
& joyless, so he became stolid.
But giving up pills
is bringing new thrills.
His doo doo is finally solid!


OMG, please no, no poetry I beg of you. It irritates my hemorrhoids!

Specially if it's poetry I don't understand!

I meant Smart Guy's troubles in his nether regions but then Smart guy is right this is the Random and Meaningless Announcements Thread...of course that could also imply that Smart Guy believes his hemorrhoids and his ability to take a dump is Random and Meaningless

Yup, but both are indeed, but gotta admit, taking a dump is fun sometimes.

I wonder why it is called taking a dump :confused:

It should be like giving a dump cuz the dump is being given not taken. And, taking it where anyway?
 
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