The Random, Meaningless Announcements Thread 3!

[Wu Wei]

I'm drinking green tea

 

[Revoltingest]

We're trying to reconcile our checking accounts.

 

[BeckyRose1998]

I wrote a short story for the song "Cantarella" by Vocaloid, a Japanese pop singing group. I've never actually seen the English lyrics for the song, and I realized it's a creepy stalker song.

 

[Revoltingest]

I banged up me ribs today.
Lucky I've no snow to shovel!

 

[Smart_Guy]

At the office having my baby donkey kicked.

Sorry, can't use bad words

 

[illykitty]

I wrote a short story for the song "Cantarella" by Vocaloid, a Japanese pop singing group. I've never actually seen the English lyrics for the song, and I realized it's a creepy stalker song.

Aren't those synthesised singers or are you talking about a different vocaloid?
I'd love to see Hatsune Miku or any of them live. It's mindblowing!

I want a hot drink... But I have a cat on me.

 

[HiddenHijabi]

I feel sick...

 

[Smart_Guy]

I feel Muslim...

 

[Revoltingest]

I feel hungry.

 

[4consideration]

I banged up me ribs today.
Lucky I've no snow to shovel!

Are you ok? What happened?

 

[NobodyYouKnow]

I feel very relaxed.

 

[Revoltingest]

Are you ok? What happened?

I was carrying a plate of lasagna, backed up, & discovered the dishwasher door was open.
In instinctively tried to save the plate of tomatoie goodness, but toppled over into the granite
counter top. It didn't give much, but me ribs did. And I lost the lasagna too! Oh, the horror!
Anyway, I'm OK...so long as I don't laugh, cough, sneeze, breathe or move the wrong way.

And yes, I was thinking the same thing....

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Life Alarm -*"I've Fallen and I Can't Get Up" Parody - YouTube

 

[4consideration]

I was carrying a plate of lasagna, backed up, & discovered the dishwasher door was open.
In instinctively tried to save the plate of tomatoie goodness, but toppled over into the granite
counter top. It didn't give much, but me ribs did. And I lost the lasagna too! Oh, the horror!
Anyway, I'm OK...so long as I don't laugh, cough, sneeze, breathe or move the wrong way.

I'm sorry to hear you were hurt, and glad to hear you're OK. Just wanted to make sure. Ribs are important.

I figured it was food related. Is it too soon for McRib jokes?

 

[Wu Wei]

I was carrying a plate of lasagna, backed up, & discovered the dishwasher door was open.
In instinctively tried to save the plate of tomatoie goodness, but toppled over into the granite
counter top. It didn't give much, but me ribs did. And I lost the lasagna too! Oh, the horror!
Anyway, I'm OK...so long as I don't laugh, cough, sneeze, breathe or move the wrong way.

Wishing you a speedy recovery and do what the doctors tell you

 

[illykitty]

I'm bored and depressed.

 

[Wu Wei]

We're having a heat wave, a tropical heat wave

its 23 degrees Fahrenheit

 

[Revoltingest]

Wishing you a speedy recovery and do what the doctors tell you

I'm sorry to hear you were hurt, and glad to hear you're OK. Just wanted to make sure. Ribs are important.

I figured it was food related. Is it too soon for McRib jokes?

I don't see no saw bones or leeches fer cracked ribs. Nuthin they can do cept tell me that I cracked some ribs & to take it easy. Well me pain sensors are continually tell'n me to take it easy. So I'm currently enjoying a Subway BLT for medicinal purposes.

 

[Revoltingest]

I'm bored and depressed.

Here....

 

[ChristineES]

I think I just saw some bacon.

 

[Smart_Guy]

Btw, we here have bacon too.

Beef bacon