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The Random, Meaningless Announcements Thread 3!

Wu Wei

ursus senum severiorum and ex-Bisy Backson
I need to smack the living daylights outta.....never mind.... I should probably just go bring in firewood too.....
 

Wu Wei

ursus senum severiorum and ex-Bisy Backson
Not on RF, but another page.... have you ever noticed, when self-professed masters of all show up, and you start asking hard questions, they either get condescending, or angry or rude in other ways...but still do not answer the questions...... hmmmm I wonder why that is
 

Wirey

Fartist
Did you ever fart so hard that you're pretty sure you ruined your undies? That's how Mrs. Wirey woke me up this morning.
 

Wu Wei

ursus senum severiorum and ex-Bisy Backson
what are undies..no wait...don't answer that...I forgot who I was talking too.
 

4consideration

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Premium Member
Did you ever fart so hard that you're pretty sure you ruined your undies? That's how Mrs. Wirey woke me up this morning.
No.

Did you ever sit down in the bathroom and wish you had something to read, so you picked up a shampoo bottle, but the font was so small you couldn't read it...and then you felt sad?:(
 

Shadow Wolf

Certified People sTabber & Business Owner
At Busch Gardens today, I saw a female rhinoceros hold up a "safari" bus because she was taking a fire-hose of a pee. My nephew (my brother's son, who just turned 18 a few months ago) thought it was funny enough to get a video of it.
 

Revoltingest

Pragmatic Libertarian
Premium Member
I wonder if spiders read a comic called 'Personspider'?
They do.
He's a spider with the powers of a human.....
- Unable to jump high or lift much relative to his size
- Able to balance on one leg for minutes at a time.
- Tap dancing.
 

Wu Wei

ursus senum severiorum and ex-Bisy Backson
Yeah whatever.... for once I was in a good mood when I got here...now you've ruined it
 
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