• Welcome to Religious Forums, a friendly forum to discuss all religions in a friendly surrounding.

    Your voice is missing! You will need to register to get access to the following site features:
    • Reply to discussions and create your own threads.
    • Our modern chat room. No add-ons or extensions required, just login and start chatting!
    • Access to private conversations with other members.

    We hope to see you as a part of our community soon!

The Random, Meaningless Announcements Thread 3!

Wirey

Fartist
I met a nurse who remembered me from way back when I was a ball player. It was incredibly flattering. I told her she could give me a sponge bath for old times sake, but she wouldn't fall for it.
 

Wu Wei

ursus senum severiorum and ex-Bisy Backson
Bears do that to attract prey...lulling them into a false sense of randy security.


But then, it's all....


Lamborghinis are really great for attracting prey as well

BearLambo.png


But if we're really hungry a good ole fashion drive by grabbing works best

meanwhile_in_russia_1.jpg
 

Wu Wei

ursus senum severiorum and ex-Bisy Backson
Well, I'm about to break the rules of the thread with a not so Random and Meaningless post, at least not to me.

With another snow storm predicted for my area this weekend (3 to 7 inches) I was mumbling and annoyed and then I remembered something.

I use to work on a tree farm in the Mountains of Pennsylvania and occasionally that meant being out in some fairly nasty weather in the winter with lots of snow shoeing. I was out one day during a rather big snowstorm and it was nasty, I was going through the woods on snow shoes when I came out to a rather large clearing and all I could see was snow, everywhere and it was windy too. A lot of falling snow, a lot of blowing snow and as I stood there. all of a sudden I realized I was alone, and it was quiet and all I could hear was the wind going through the trees.... and it was absolutely one of the most amazing and peaceful moments of my life..... so I guess snow ain't so bad after all.

OK, sorry, I'll go now, please carry on with your Random Meaninglessness
 

sun rise

The world is on fire
Premium Member
Ok random - I'm staring out the window at a too warm and dry February here in Northern California listening to my wife's TV show as she walks on a treadmill while our old dog wiggles in her sleep and my new tablet is on a truck somewhere. I'm also wondering what I'm going to have for lunch, deciding if I should have another cup of tea and thinking about the coming weekend.
 

Treks

Well-Known Member
Do you ever feel like you spend your life waiting (for nothing in particular) and then realise you're pretty much just waiting for it to drift on by and be done with?
 

Wu Wei

ursus senum severiorum and ex-Bisy Backson
The secret to happiness: Want what you have and not want what you don't have
 

Revoltingest

Pragmatic Libertarian
Premium Member
The secret to happiness:
Take what you want from your enemies, crush them, see them driven before you, & hear the lamentation of their significant others!
 

Shadow Wolf

Certified People sTabber & Business Owner
I'm getting better at recognizing notes and figuring songs out. On my guitar I figured out the ocarina song Nocturne of Shadow from OOT. :D
What the real impressive thing is, I have those songs so well committed to memory that I didn't even have to listen to the song. I was playing random stuff on my guitar when I went "oohhh!! those of are the first two notes in Nocturne of Shadow.!"
 

Wu Wei

ursus senum severiorum and ex-Bisy Backson
The secret to happiness:
Take what you want from your enemies, crush them, see them driven before you, & hear the lamentation of their significant others!

You know, when you try and make a line from Conan the Barbarian politically correct....it loses something......
 

sun rise

The world is on fire
Premium Member
You know, when you try and make a line from Conan the Barbarian politically correct....it loses something......
As in when he was governor and he did not once flex his mighty muscles with a sword in his hand. Of course he consorted with thieves but snakes as well?
 

Shadow Wolf

Certified People sTabber & Business Owner
For laser hair removal, it turns out my beard is right in the middle of light/dark hair, and they know it work on everything but it will definitely reduce some of the hair and thickness. But I do get a free session out of it being such a grey area. However, I'll still need electrolysis, although not as much of it.
 

sun rise

The world is on fire
Premium Member
For laser hair removal, it turns out my beard is right in the middle of light/dark hair, and they know it work on everything but it will definitely reduce some of the hair and thickness. But I do get a free session out of it being such a grey area. However, I'll still need electrolysis, although not as much of it.
That sounds like mostly good news to me.
 

Shadow Wolf

Certified People sTabber & Business Owner
That sounds like mostly good news to me.
It's too early to really decide. The very reason I get the freebie session is because even the staff does not know exactly how effective it will be. But, even with one free session and one or two paid, it should at least reduce a good part of the hair for electrolysis.
But being in that place, it was repulsive and I felt disgusted by the messages being broadcast. It's ok to feel depressed over hair, society is going to shun you for it; Pay us and we'll make you feel better and give you a better social life. Today, I saw the face of an advertising monster that preys upon insecurities to market low self-esteem to sell vanity in a den of avarice and debauchery. And because some have needs, they make money off that too, which sucks.
 

sun rise

The world is on fire
Premium Member
It's too early to really decide. The very reason I get the freebie session is because even the staff does not know exactly how effective it will be. But, even with one free session and one or two paid, it should at least reduce a good part of the hair for electrolysis.
But being in that place, it was repulsive and I felt disgusted by the messages being broadcast. It's ok to feel depressed over hair, society is going to shun you for it; Pay us and we'll make you feel better and give you a better social life. Today, I saw the face of an advertising monster that preys upon insecurities to market low self-esteem to sell vanity in a den of avarice and debauchery. And because some have needs, they make money off that too, which sucks.
That really is the message from so many places today. You're not ok as you are but give us money and everyone will love you.
 

Shadow Wolf

Certified People sTabber & Business Owner
That really is the message from so many places today. You're not ok as you are but give us money and everyone will love you.
It is. But today, rather than reading about it and just knowing about it as I have for many years, today I actually experienced it. I saw it. It was worse than being in a shopping mall crammed full frivolous and excessive abundances of useless and needless junk and people buying it all up, damning us all in the process.
 
Top