The Random, Meaningless Announcements Thread 3!

[sun rise]

Top THIS headline if you can

New Florida Surgeon General Appeared at Demon-Sperm COVID Conspiracy Summit With Future Capitol Rioter

 

[Revoltingest]

Melbourne isn't part of Australia, we gave it to New Zealand ages ago.

I thought a dingo took it?

 

[John53]

I thought a dingo took it?

Why would a Dingo want it? Dingoes are smarter than that.

 

[Wu Wei]

 

[sun rise]

MEN at work? Sexism.

 

[Revoltingest]

MEN at work? Sexism.

I suppose you want men at home barefoot & pregnant.

 

[savagewind]

I hate technology

 

[Revoltingest]

There is "no log" in "technology".

 

[Brickjectivity]

Whose talking smack..... I did not say the Mississippi was an polluted, overrated, bank breaking, flood monster, life destroyer....even though I think it....I just said I actually crossed the Mohawk

Sorry. My blood flow momentarily stopped, and that gave me a revolting moment. It won't happen again.

 

[Shadow Wolf]

I am now a juror.

 

[beenherebeforeagain]

I am now a juror.

I am sure you will discharge your duty admirably!

 

[Dan From Smithville]

Top THIS headline if you can

New Florida Surgeon General Appeared at Demon-Sperm COVID Conspiracy Summit With Future Capitol Rioter

How do I get a job like that? I could rise or sink to that level of insanity if it pays as well as I think it does. It just seems like the government has become a safe haven for the incredibly stupid and with a really good stipend.

 

[Dan From Smithville]

I hate technology

Just be glad we live in an age when the technology hasn't progressed to the point of hating us back. Skynet 2050.

 

[Brickjectivity]

Eggnology will be much worse than technology once we have learned how to manipulate chicken eggs. Its going to be very cool though, chickens laying computers and such.

 

[Stevicus]

I am now a juror.

Wow, you made the grade. Something I never was able to do. I was called for jury duty a number of times, but they never took me.

 

[Shadow Wolf]

I am sure you will discharge your duty admirably!

My stomach is in a knot already.

 

[Shadow Wolf]

I am sure you will discharge your duty admirably!

If I don't first discharge the contents of my stomach on the bailiff.

 

[Shadow Wolf]

Wow, you made the grade. Something I never was able to do. I was called for jury duty a number of times, but they never took me.

I just barely made it with there only being two after me called and a final round of dismissals.

 

[Meow Mix]

I'm taking off work to handle stuff with school. It's that bad.

 

[Subduction Zone]

I'm taking off work to handle stuff with school. It's that bad.

We are here for moral support. That is about all that we can give.

Woot Woot! You can do it!