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The Random, Meaningless Announcements Thread!

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BeckyRose1998

PICKLES THE KID
Something funny:
I was reading "Twelve Sharp," the 12th book in the Stephanie Plum series by Janet Evanovich, in math today after our final. Stephanie and her friend, Lula, walked into one of those stores where you get your dildos and DVDs and vibrators and such just to get one of the FTAs Stephanie was looking for. The FTA works at this store. Lula decides she wants to a a DVD for Stephanie and a dildo for herself. They go to check-out and the FTA says, "You know, the dildos are two for one." Lula looks at Stephanie and says, "Go pick yourself out a dildo!" So, Stephanies grabs the first one she sees. Lula looks at it and is like, "Ooh, this is a good one!" (It was big xD ). So, Lula says for the stuff and Stephanie goes to cuff the FTA and the FTA pulls out a gun. Great right?
LATER IN THE CHAPTER:
So, Stephanie and Lula go to get another FTA to turn in. They cuff him, put him in Lula's car and drive off. Stephanie asks to be dropped off at home. Lula stops in front of the apartment complex Steph lives in, Steph gets out of the car, and the new FTA is like, "Hey, don't forget your toys."
Stephanie was embarrassed.

^Hahahah I was laughing so hard in class and everyone was staring at me. xD
 

Tarheeler

Argumentative Curmudgeon
Premium Member
I'm frustrated.

All the jobs that I want are out of state, and I can't afford to move.
:banghead3
 

Willamena

Just me
Premium Member
Have you ever posted something, and then re-read it and thought to yourself, "OMG! Who cares? Why did you post that?" and then delete it?

Or maybe it's just me.
 
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