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The Random, Meaningless Announcements Thread!

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whereismynotecard

Treasure Hunter
I liked the shoes, but they didn't have any in my size.

"7 and 1/2 is the smallest we have." they said... Like they expected maybe I'd get them anyway... You cannot just wear shoes that are too big!!! It's okay. I didn't expect them to have them. That makes things much less disappointing, when you expect it in advance.
 

stacey bo bacey

oh no you di'int
I liked the shoes, but they didn't have any in my size.

"7 and 1/2 is the smallest we have." they said... Like they expected maybe I'd get them anyway... You cannot just wear shoes that are too big!!! It's okay. I didn't expect them to have them. That makes things much less disappointing, when you expect it in advance.

7 and 1/2 is too big? Jesus crap how small are your feet?!
 

9-10ths_Penguin

1/10 Subway Stalinist
Premium Member
On the subject of mice and their repellants, whoever's job it is to collect coyote urine does not get paid nearly enough. I have no idea what a coyote urine collector earns, but I feel quote safe in making this assertion.
 

cardero

Citizen Mod
For those of you who cannot wait, here is a sneak peak of January's Mod Squad comic.

sp2.jpg
 

ChristineES

Tiggerism
Premium Member
I. Need. Chocolate.

To quote Will Rogers: I never met a chocolate I didn't like. ;)

To quote Star Wars: Leia- I love chocolate, Han: I know.

To quote Rod Stewart: You're in my heart, you're in my soul, you'll be my chocolate if I grow old.

I better go, these are just too darn silly and strange. ;)
 

Scruffitude

Scruffy Nerf Herder
To quote Will Rogers: I never met a chocolate I didn't like. ;)

To quote Star Wars: Leia- I love chocolate, Han: I know.

To quote Rod Stewart: You're in my heart, you're in my soul, you'll be my chocolate if I grow old.

I better go, these are just too darn silly and strange. ;)

To quote The Beatles: "All you need is CHOCOLATE."
 

dawny0826

Mother Heathen
I'm going to make dinner right now and I'm bummed out about it because I genuinely hate to cook but alas, the family needs to eat! I'm making taco salad.
 

9-10ths_Penguin

1/10 Subway Stalinist
Premium Member
I'm going to make dinner right now and I'm bummed out about it because I genuinely hate to cook but alas, the family needs to eat! I'm making taco salad.
Anagram time!

taco salad

A salt, a cod.
A coat, lads!
Alas, a "T" cod.
Loads a cat.
Aa... old scat.
'Ola, sad cat!
A castload.

:D
 
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