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The Random, Meaningless Announcements Thread!

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cardero

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I signed a contract in my dream and I lingered on the signature a moment but it didn't say Patrick J. Cardero!!:eek:
 

9-10ths_Penguin

1/10 Subway Stalinist
Premium Member
Did you send for those instructions in the back of "Boy's Life" magazine?
Nope. It was just one of those things that happens when you've got a carpet cleaner sitting around and some scrap wood, old plastic drop sheets and a roll of duct tape.

Plus nothing good on TV that night - that was really the catalyst for the whole thing.

I got obscession cologne for xmas. (I pronounce cologne as CO - LOG - NAY)
I like to wear my co-log-nay while I sit on a ya-ch-t, sipping on a cah-pooky-no.
 

cardero

Citizen Mod
Nope. It was just one of those things that happens when you've got a carpet cleaner sitting around and some scrap wood, old plastic drop sheets and a roll of duct tape.

I used to see those ads (I could swear they were in 'Boy's Life" magazine) and I believe it was my father who explained that it wasn't an actual hovercraft that you were ordering but just the plans to build one. The ad boasted that "IT REALLY WORKED" but it was the responsibility of the buyer to supply the vacuum motor.

I once ordered an 8 foot ghost from a magazine that glowed in the dark, darted, floated and "obeyed your every command". Everyday I asked my parents if it came in the mail and everyday they said no. One day when I asked them, they told me it arrived and that it was under the bed. I looked under the bed but I didn’t see any 8-foot crate that housed my ghost so I confronted my parents again and they told me that they put it under my bed. I looked harder and found this manila envelope and opened it up. It contained a spool of string, a white garbage bag and a green-glow in the dark balloon. What a jip.
 
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9-10ths_Penguin

1/10 Subway Stalinist
Premium Member
I couldn't decipher it but I know that it wasn't my name or the way I sign my name. I wonder what I signed and if I am obligated next time I go to sleep. Weird.
Last night something happened to me for the first time ever, AFAIK: I realized during a dream that I was dreaming.

In the dream, I was trying to go out, but I could only find my left-footed shoes. Suddenly, I realized I was dreaming, so I decided to just hang around for a bit until I would forget that I had hidden away my right shoes somewhere, at which point they'd reappear and I could leave the house. Unfortunately, I woke up before that happened.
 

cardero

Citizen Mod
I guy who looked like Santa Claus just came through my toll lane but I am more interested in seeing the dancers who leave the Ace Of Clubs strip joint.
 
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stacey bo bacey

oh no you di'int
Last night something happened to me for the first time ever, AFAIK: I realized during a dream that I was dreaming.

In the dream, I was trying to go out, but I could only find my left-footed shoes. Suddenly, I realized I was dreaming, so I decided to just hang around for a bit until I would forget that I had hidden away my right shoes somewhere, at which point they'd reappear and I could leave the house. Unfortunately, I woke up before that happened.

Ah! I am in love with lucid dreaming. Good for you!!! Although it was short-lived, wasn't it awesome?!
 

whereismynotecard

Treasure Hunter
I realize that I'm dreaming during my dreams all the time. Particularly the ones where my teeth fall out. I always have dreams that all of my teeth are falling out, and I usually realize it's a dream about half-way through. :D
 

whereismynotecard

Treasure Hunter
Due to my winter break, during which I can sleep whever I want, thereby staying up as late as I want because I know I don't have to get up early, I have accidently majorly ****** up my sleeping patterns. It's 4:00 am, and I'm not tired, because I slept until 1:00pm today.
 

stacey bo bacey

oh no you di'int
Due to my winter break, during which I can sleep whever I want, thereby staying up as late as I want because I know I don't have to get up early, I have accidently majorly ****** up my sleeping patterns. It's 4:00 am, and I'm not tired, because I slept until 1:00pm today.


Woooooow, that makes me feel way more like a bum than I already did. If I don't have work, I sleep til 4 or even 5pm easy. I go to bed around 6 or 8am though.
 

lamplighter

Almighty Tallest
I realize that I'm dreaming during my dreams all the time. Particularly the ones where my teeth fall out. I always have dreams that all of my teeth are falling out, and I usually realize it's a dream about half-way through. :D
Where your teeth fall out? That's different, I can't say that I've ever had a dream where my teeth fall out, I have had falling dreams but I think mine are a little different because I do hit the ground, sometimes from rather high places which creates this weird sensation, I realize I'm in a dream most of the time, but when I try to start controlling the dream I always wake up, do you have the same problem?
 
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