The Random, Meaningless Announcements Thread!

[FyreBrigidIce]

I heard somewhere that if you do not land on the ground while falling, you are going to die. I do not beleive this because I also am able to wake up from my dreams when I choose to.

FBI

 

[cardero]

I realize that I'm dreaming during my dreams all the time. Particularly the ones where my teeth fall out. I always have dreams that all of my teeth are falling out, and I usually realize it's a dream about half-way through.

From the 10,000 Dreams Interpreted or What's In A Dream book by Gustavus Hindman Miller it is noted that:

For one tooth to fall out foretells disagreeable news; if two, it denotes unhappy states that the dreamer will be plunged into from no carelessness on his/her part. If three fall out, sickness and accidents of a very serious nature will follow.

Seeing all the treeth drop out, death and famine usually will prevail.

 

[9-10ths_Penguin]

Woooooow, that makes me feel way more like a bum than I already did. If I don't have work, I sleep til 4 or even 5pm easy. I go to bed around 6 or 8am though.

That reminds me of one of my dorm mates in my first term of university: he'd complain that the cafeteria was never open when he was awake. He ended up being what we called a "Christmas graduate".

 

[cardero]

Last night something happened to me for the first time ever, AFAIK: I realized during a dream that I was dreaming.

In the dream, I was trying to go out, but I could only find my left-footed shoes. Suddenly, I realized I was dreaming, so I decided to just hang around for a bit until I would forget that I had hidden away my right shoes somewhere, at which point they'd reappear and I could leave the house. Unfortunately, I woke up before that happened.

From the 10,000 Dreams Interpreted or What's In A Dream book by Gustavus Hindman Miller it is noted that:

SHOES

To lose them,is a sign of desertion and divorces.

 

[cardero]

My nipple is cold and it itches.

 

[cardero]

RF member Ralph C. is coming over today for "Fat Saturday". On the agenda is:

* That YES DEAR episode where Jimmy and Christine impersonate Gregg and Kim at the Premiere of the Kevin Smith movie The Red Nose Of Courage.

* TBS Cheech And Chong Celebrity Roast.

* The All-New, All-Different Cinematic Titanic commentary to Santa Claus Vs. The Martians.

*then we're going to crack open the PS3 Madden '08 and see what that's all about.

 

[9-10ths_Penguin]

From the 10,000 Dreams Interpreted or What's In A Dream book by Gustavus Hindman Miller it is noted that:

Interesting.

In the dream, when I lost my shoes, I was living in residence after having gone back to university for my Master's degree. Does the book mention anything related to that?


BTW - I finally opened the beer I made last year. It actually turned out okay... even though the measured alcohol level was way too low... like around 2%, which meant I was flirting with it being too low to stay sterile.

 

[Luminous]

I try to make conscious sense of my dreams while i'm dreaming.
For example: I was dreaming that all the trees around my home had died. When i looked up the pine trees had big juicy mangos but no pine needles. I was shoked "pine trees don't have mangos!" i dreamthought. "Oh, wait... they must when they die" was my selffound answer.
I also know i'm dreaming sometimes but i keep dreaming anyway. I never try to get out but try to make the best out of my dream.(though it half controls itself). What does it mean when werewolfs you fight with Dream control Win anyway and eat you?(though you don't die or feel pain because you know your in a dream so you give up and wake up after loosing the game with subconscious)

 

[cardero]

I have to share this. RF member Ralph C. got this as a stocking stuffer from his friend and it seems to be some knock-off Spider-Man toy from China. We call it (among other things) COMBAT SPIDEY. COMBAT SPIDEY is posed on his stomach with a wind up fixture on his side that we can only presume allows Spidey to crawl through the trenches, clutching an AR-15 military assault rifle?!?!?!?

It appears that Peter Parker’s acute dexterity, web shooters, proportionate strength of a spider and his brilliant scientific analytical mind is no match for today’s criminals. Thrill Kill Spidey even comes with an extra gun.

The top of the box bellows COME ON!! and invites kids to ENJOY THE PLEASURE TOGETHER!!!

I can only imagine that the Spidey Sniper Tower and Mobile Tank are sold separately.

 

[dawny0826]

I'm bored. (==== Not happy about it.

 

[dawny0826]

I sang karaoke with my friends tonight. But I think I should have had more Smirnoff.

 

[dawny0826]

Craig brought me some chocolate today. (I love Craig.) Anyhoo, Ferrero Rochere is yummy because I like the hazelnuts and the nutella tasting stuff in the middle of it. The kind he bought me is is Rondnoir and it is missing the gooey hazelnut center. Bah Humbug.

 

[stacey bo bacey]

: hamster : 2 million frubals for meeeeeee! : hamster :

I didn't get a thread--humph!--so I am congratulating myself! Hehe!

 

[whereismynotecard]

From the 10,000 Dreams Interpreted or What's In A Dream book by Gustavus Hindman Miller it is noted that:

Are you saying I'm a psychic? I have psychic dreams? I have dreams that all of my teeth fall out all the time, and only one person I know died, and I still have the dreams. I hope this doesn't mean I'll be dead soon, because that blows.

 

[whereismynotecard]

: hamster : 2 million frubals for meeeeeee! : hamster :

I didn't get a thread--humph!--so I am congratulating myself! Hehe!

Hooray!! I'll go see if anyone has made a thread yet... If not, I will.

 

[whereismynotecard]

I can't remember if I'm wearing underwear.​

 

[stacey bo bacey]

OH YEAH.

That stalker guy I had calling me....he keeps calling. He asks me if I want to come have sex with him or drink with him and all this other bull ****. Finally I was like "Should I be afraid of you?" He said "Yes." So then I said "Ok, well then I'm calling the police." And he was like "Oh no no no." I said "Dude, you're ******* me with, I don't know who you are and you just said I should be afraid of you." He said "No no. Have a good night." I told him if he called again I would call the police.

Well, he called again. I called the police. Guess what! There is nothing they can do about it. They said they don't have the means to track a restricted number on a cell phone and I needed to call my cell carrier. Uhhhhh if the police don't have the means to track it, what makes them think my cell phone provider will!?!?!

Then he called back AGAIN tonight. I missed his first 2 calls because I was in a movie. Then he called back 3 times after the movie......I told him "I've already filed a police report. They said to go down to the station the next time you called me so that's where I'm going right now." Total bluff but the guy sounded like he was laughing as I told him I was gonna go to the police station. Anyways. I am calling Sprint tomorrow to see if there is anything they can do......

I'm not as scared as I think I should be. I'm just REALLY ****** off.

 

[stacey bo bacey]

I can't remember if I'm wearing underwear.​

Hahahaha, you know there's a way to check that? Just look down!

 

[whereismynotecard]

OH YEAH.

That stalker guy I had calling me....he keeps calling. He asks me if I want to come have sex with him or drink with him and all this other bull ****. Finally I was like "Should I be afraid of you?" He said "Yes." So then I said "Ok, well then I'm calling the police." And he was like "Oh no no no." I said "Dude, you're ******* me with, I don't know who you are and you just said I should be afraid of you." He said "No no. Have a good night." I told him if he called again I would call the police.

Well, he called again. I called the police. Guess what! There is nothing they can do about it. They said they don't have the means to track a restricted number on a cell phone and I needed to call my cell carrier. Uhhhhh if the police don't have the means to track it, what makes them think my cell phone provider will!?!?!

Then he called back AGAIN tonight. I missed his first 2 calls because I was in a movie. Then he called back 3 times after the movie......I told him "I've already filed a police report. They said to go down to the station the next time you called me so that's where I'm going right now." Total bluff but the guy sounded like he was laughing as I told him I was gonna go to the police station. Anyways. I am calling Sprint tomorrow to see if there is anything they can do......

I'm not as scared as I think I should be. I'm just REALLY ****** off.

So is he calling your cell phone or your home phone?? Maybe you should **** with him, and say that you'd love to have some secks because you're 300 pounds overweight and have crabs, and no one else ever offers you secks. Then maybe he won't want any secks from you anymore.

 

[whereismynotecard]

Hahahaha, you know there's a way to check that? Just look down!

I looked into it. I am indeed wearing underwear right now. No bra though.