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The Random, Meaningless Announcements Thread!

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Elessar

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whereismynotecard

Treasure Hunter
My dad used to have a CB in his truck, and when he and my mom would go inside a store or somewhere and leave my sister and me in the truck, we would talk to people on the CB. They were probably so annoyed with us, because they had actual things to talk about, while we were just saying random things. :D
 

whereismynotecard

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For a while, I wasn't sure if "Further" was really a word. My ********* english teacher says it is though. I think "Farther" sounds better, but apparently you are only supposed to use it when referring to actual geographical distances.
 

9-10ths_Penguin

1/10 Subway Stalinist
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May I have your attention, please!

This post was the 5000th Random, Meaningless Announcement:

That's cool. I had no idea :)

Haha I miss having a CB :p

You may now use your electronic devices and move about the cabin. Please use caution when opening the overhead compartments, as some of the gophers in them may have become airsick during takeoff.

Thank you.
 

whereismynotecard

Treasure Hunter
That only happens to me when my wife sneezes. Sometimes, she'll give a cute little "ah-choo!" but other times, she'll let out a bloodcurdling shriek.

It's scary when everything is quiet and then someone does a massive sneeze which sounds like their brains may have fallen out. I'm sure the person who sneezed was scared too since their brains probably fell out of thier nose.
 

whereismynotecard

Treasure Hunter
It's getting dark and the monstas will be coming out soon. I better go relocate my car before it's too late... You guys DON'T EVEN KNOW how scary it is when you have to walk all the way to the under class parking lot in the dark when there's monstas about...
 

whereismynotecard

Treasure Hunter
It feels good to be called underclass and have to park in the **** parking lots. It's not bad enough that I'm poor as **** in real life, but they treat me like I'm worthless at school too. Next year I'll get promoted to upperclass though.
 

9-10ths_Penguin

1/10 Subway Stalinist
Premium Member
It's getting dark and the monstas will be coming out soon. I better go relocate my car before it's too late... You guys DON'T EVEN KNOW how scary it is when you have to walk all the way to the under class parking lot in the dark when there's monstas about...
One of my wife's work friends, her husband and their 2-year-old daughter came over for dinner last night. At one point, the daughter left her spot at the table, wandered over to a chair that's kinda tucked away behind a cabinet in the corner. She said she was hiding from monsters. When I told her that I had checked the house before she came over to make sure there were no monsters, she just looked confused.
 

whereismynotecard

Treasure Hunter
I could have died tonight. When I drove home from my class around 8pm, it was snowing a lot and I couldn't see the road. So I followed the tail lights of the guy in front of me until I found my driveway. I live outside the town too, just so you know, so we were driving on a highway with a speed limit of 55mph. Ordinarily I go about 70mph, but tonight I was going 10-30 depending on what the car in front of me did. I was just following the tail lights, singing along to my radio and then my mom called my cell phone and she was worried. I told her I was following the guy in front of me and it would be fine, because even if I did wreck, I was going 10 miles per hour. (unless I wrecked on the bridge, in which case I could have died.)

It was all good though. I'm sure you guys have all driven in the snow all the time so you think it's no big deal, but I haven't driven in that much snow before. My dad was always paranoid and wouldn't let my sister or me drive in the snow if there was too much. He would drive us when it snowed a lot, but he doesn't do that anymore.
 

Buttercup

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Sheesh, I can't imagine driving in snow every winter....I'm a complete weenie. People out here have studded tires on their cars until April and we get maybe one or two shots of snow a year.
 

whereismynotecard

Treasure Hunter
My car slides around in the snow and dies every once in a while. I think it's funny though.

Today my mom met me for lunch and she was checking under the hood of her car, so I asked her what she was doing, and she said she was checking the oil, because she planned on keeping the same car for the rest of her life and needed to take care of it.

So I said "Me too," and we both looked over at my car and laughed.
 

Stellify

StarChild
I could have died tonight. When I drove home from my class around 8pm, it was snowing a lot and I couldn't see the road. So I followed the tail lights of the guy in front of me until I found my driveway. I live outside the town too, just so you know, so we were driving on a highway with a speed limit of 55mph. Ordinarily I go about 70mph, but tonight I was going 10-30 depending on what the car in front of me did. I was just following the tail lights, singing along to my radio and then my mom called my cell phone and she was worried. I told her I was following the guy in front of me and it would be fine, because even if I did wreck, I was going 10 miles per hour. (unless I wrecked on the bridge, in which case I could have died.)

It was all good though. I'm sure you guys have all driven in the snow all the time so you think it's no big deal, but I haven't driven in that much snow before. My dad was always paranoid and wouldn't let my sister or me drive in the snow if there was too much. He would drive us when it snowed a lot, but he doesn't do that anymore.

:eek: I've never driven in snow :cover:

but that's because.....it's Texas...

Although we do have icicles on some of the signs today!!! :D

But they're only about this long...
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