The Random, Meaningless Announcements Thread!

[mrscardero]

i put on my bra one handed by myself

. i told cardero and his response?

"so what. i wear bras all the time."

 

[cardero]

one handed until february 5th

Never mind, I'll use my own.

 

[BucephalusBB]

Never mind, I'll use my own.

She normally needs 2?

 

[mrscardero]

She normally needs 2?

or 3 or 4. mine or another females. its all good. :flirt:

 

[Stellify]

:biglaugh:

 

[Halcyon]

My pen just ran out of ink, now I have to write in my own blood.

 

[stacey bo bacey]

My pen just ran out of ink, now I have to write in my own blood.

Aww. But hey, it'll look so much cooler than that stupid pen ink anyways! :bounce

 

[Stellify]

Buttons* just sent me this via facebook. Thought it was kinda cool

History of Religion

The little video is only about 90 seconds long ^_^

 

[whereismynotecard]

I'm constantly tired.

 

[DarkSun]

I'm constantly tired.

Me too....

In other news, I recently discovered that anything can be proven.

Required To Prove that 2 = 1

Let, a = b
: . ab = b^2
: . a^2 - b^2 = a^2 - ab
: . (a - b)*(a + b) = a(a-b)
: . a + b = a
: . a + a = a
: . 2a = a
: . 2 = 1

Quad Erat Demonstrandum.

 

[9-10ths_Penguin]

Quad Erat Demonstrandum.

Not quite. When you go from this:

: . (a - b)*(a + b) = a(a-b)

to this:

: . a + b = a

you're dividing by (a - b). Since a and b are equal, this really means you're dividing by zero. This means instead of "a + b = a", you actually get:

:. (undefined) = (undefined)

And everything after that is meaningless.

Good try, though. I've seen that trick before.



In other announcements, I am apparently the official pooper of math trick parties.

 

[DarkSun]

Not quite. When you go from this:

to this:

you're dividing by (a - b). Since a and b are equal, this really means you're dividing by zero. This means instead of "a + b = a", you actually get:

:. (undefined) = (undefined)

And everything after that is meaningless.

Good try, though. I've seen that trick before.



In other announcements, I am apparently the official pooper of math trick parties.

This just in, 9-10ths Penguin is stealing my thunder.

 

[whereismynotecard]

I hope I will be able to find my car. I don't recall where I've parked it... In a drift in one of the parking lots... I remember that much.

 

[Willamena]

I want to go home.

 

[whereismynotecard]

I want to go home.

Me too... But I've got another class at 6:00...

 

[BucephalusBB]

I hope I will be able to find my car. I don't recall where I've parked it... In a drift in one of the parking lots... I remember that much.

I always set my GPS when parking somewhere unknown. Just to be sure

 

[whereismynotecard]

I always set my GPS when parking somewhere unknown. Just to be sure

I should invest in a GPS device then. Or just map out which snow drift my car is under. I better go find it now, before it gets dark... You know how monsters can be around here after dark...... :cover:

 

[9-10ths_Penguin]

I should invest in a GPS device then. Or just map out which snow drift my car is under.

Or you could attach a flag like this to the roof of your car:

 

[Jeremy Mason]

I hope I will be able to find my car. I don't recall where I've parked it... In a drift in one of the parking lots... I remember that much.

that reminds me of a funny story.

One night I had my friend drive me home after a few to many and totally forgot about leaving my car at the parking lot where I had been working. The next day I thought someone stolen my car and was seconds from calling the police before my sister convinced me that I had a friend bring me home.

One time, my friend left the parking break off and my car rolled down the street about a half a block before it came to a stop. Safely, thank God! It took me about a minute before I figured about what had happened.

 

[dawny0826]

I have a bit of a headache.