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The Random, Meaningless Announcements Thread!

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monta

monta

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Odion said:
Mine had a sign! That's all I remember. :D
A sign written in Irish Sign Language fingerspelling for some reason :D
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Do you remember what it said? I'm a dream voyeur I find other peoples dreams intriguing probably because mine are dull as a bag of beige.
 
Breathe

Breathe

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monta said:
Do you remember what it said? I'm a dream voyeur I find other peoples dreams intriguing probably because mine are dull as a bag of beige.
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"Happiness (is but - I think, if I recall correctly)" I can't remember the rest. :D

BUT! I had to pause to understand it! Like I do when I see other fingerspelling systems like ASL's. :D
 
cardero

cardero

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mrscardero bought me a Pedi-egg for men. A Pedi-egg is a device that was first introduced to women for the removal of callouses and unwanted dead skin. Now they have one out for men with the difference being that the egg for men is larger becasue um-well, men lay larger eggs, I guess. I love my egg and I do not know how I lived this long without it. The first day I rubbed it all over my body and now I have the feet and skin of a new born baby. I can now go out and wear short sleeve shirts again without being embarrassed by elbow warts. We kept the egg in the utensil draw in the kitchen and I have been nagging mrscardero to hurry up and cook spaghetti so that we can use the Pedi-egg to grate cheese. mrscardero had to hide the egg on me because she said that I was using it too much and that I was starting to resemble the Hellraiser movie. I love my egg!
 
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whereismynotecard

whereismynotecard

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If the expression "You are what you eat" is true, and I eat corn then I am corn, right? So I am corn, and I also eat chicken. So chicken eats corn, and corn eats chicken. That's messed up.
 
cardero

cardero

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whereismynotecard said:
If the expression "You are what you eat" is true, and I eat corn then I am corn, right? So I am corn, and I also eat chicken. So chicken eats corn, and corn eats chicken. That's messed up.
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I believe in that "You are what you eat" mantra. mrscardero requires Coffee-Mate (TM) whenever she has a cup of coffee. When mrscardero asks me to make her a cup of coffee, I put a half a tablespoon of my dead skin from the Pedi-Egg in and stir it around. This way mrscardero will be cardero. I'm cholesterol and lactose free, in fact when I ask mrscardero how the coffee is, she says it's delicious. Tee-hee, I'm delicious.
 
whereismynotecard

whereismynotecard

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cardero said:
I believe in that "You are what you eat" mantra. mrscardero requires Coffee-Mate (TM) whenever she has a cup of coffee. When mrscardero asks me to make her a cup of coffee, I put a half a tablespoon of my dead skin from the Pedi-Egg in and stir it around. This way mrscardero will be cardero. I'm cholesterol and lactose free, in fact when I ask mrscardero how the coffee is, she says it's delicious. Tee-hee, I'm delicious.
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That's good to know.
 
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