The Random, Meaningless Announcements Thread!

[whereismynotecard]

These forums are starting to be more boring than a piece of dirt. Not the good kind either. The kind that just sits there on top of another piece of dirt, so that you cannot even tell it apart from the other pieces of dirt. It's just not something that you really want to look in to any further, because there is nothing fun to come of it. Quick! Someone make the forums less like a boring piece of dirt before I have to start writing stories and poems about dirt. I'll do it if I have to, and it will be your problem to deal with then.

 

[whereismynotecard]

Once upon a time there was a piece of dirt. His name was Yu and he didn't like it. He didn't like it at all. Every day the other dirts would call to him, "Hey, Yu!" and he would look at them and say "What?" They would just laugh at him. Then he figured out that they had actually said "Hey, YOU!" and that they weren't talking to him at all.

One day it rained and all of the dirts were washed away and ended up living in new places. No one knew where all of the other dirts were, and since they couldn't move on their own and could only move by means of wind, rain, and other such things, no one could bother looking for each other. Yu made himself a new name. He told all of his new dirt companions that his name was Mu. Then he never had to be worried about getting confused again.

The End.

See. Everything about dirt is boring as hell.

 

[ChristineES]

I used to join in the debates in Religious debates all the time, but now, I read the OP and go on to the next one. We are in need of a fresh infusion of questions outside of "how on earth could you possibly believe/not believe in God?"

 

[whereismynotecard]

I used to join in the debates in Religious debates all the time, but now, I read the OP and go on to the next one. We are in need of a fresh infusion of questions outside of "how on earth could you possibly believe/not believe in God?"

I'd make a fun and stupid thread, but a lot of time my stupid threads don't catch on much. Maybe there should be a thread which says "Where on earth do babies come from?" The answer is Sweden. I guess that thread wouldn't last long. Maybe a thread called "What the **** is this emoticon?" Featuring emoticons such as:

:mistletoe::lds::medwheel::sikh::human::bright: :bom::ctr:

 

[ChristineES]

How about some of these topics:
Does eating out make you fat?
Is movie popcorn better than the stuff you pop at home?
Is the Devil personable?
If God is real, then how come I didn't win the lottery when I prayed for it?
And last but not least-
Everything you do is a sin- so get over it.

 

[whereismynotecard]

How about some of these topics:
Does eating out make you fat?
Is movie popcorn better than the stuff you pop at home?
Is the Devil personable?
If God is real, then how come I didn't win the lottery when I prayed for it?
And last but not least-
Everything you do is a sin- so get over it.

What does Personable mean?
Does that mean "Is the Devil like a person?"

I think Satan is God's brother. I think that would make such a good story.Satan's mad because his brother... his YOUNGER brother, at that, gets all the credit for everything. He even gets credit for when you find your keys at last when you're running late, "Oh, thank god! I found my keys!" Meanwhile, Satan thinks, "God didn't do it! You did! ******* GOD gets credit for EVERYTHING!! ****!!" Nothing is worse than being overshadowed by ones own younger brother.

 

[ChristineES]

I heard a Bill Cosby joke about how God's wife was getting on him, she said "look at the devil, he isn't half as smart as you and he's filthy rich" (that isn't an exact quote from the joke, it's been years since I heard it.).

 

[ChristineES]

Personable means just what you said- is he like a person- does he interact like a person.

 

[whereismynotecard]

Listening to youtube makes me stay up too late.

"I'll just listen to one more song... Well, another. I have to listen to this one too. And this one, of course. No harm in listening to another. I just love that one after it. I better listen to it as well."

Oh, **** me. I've got really bad sleeping habits. I suppose that is subjective though. Who gets to decide when is the time to sleep? So what if I like sleeping from 5:00am until 2:00pm. What's wrong with that? Seriously... who cares? Why don't we all do that? It's so fun to go to bed while it is getting light outside.

 

[whereismynotecard]

I remember Bill Cosby. The Boondocks was making fun of him. They portrayed him as annoying. I haven't seen him in forever. Is he still alive?

 

[ChristineES]

I go to bed late because it is the only time of day I can be alone.

 

[ChristineES]

Bill Cosby is still alive (at least, the last I heard), he is about 72 years old. He is probably retired.

 

[monta]

What does Personable mean?
Does that mean "Is the Devil like a person?"

I think Satan is God's brother. I think that would make such a good story.Satan's mad because his brother... his YOUNGER brother, at that, gets all the credit for everything. He even gets credit for when you find your keys at last when you're running late, "Oh, thank god! I found my keys!" Meanwhile, Satan thinks, "God didn't do it! You did! ******* GOD gets credit for EVERYTHING!! ****!!" Nothing is worse than being overshadowed by ones own younger brother.

I think they is married and satan was working in order to pay for god to go to deity school and the plan was that after when god was being a deity and getting some spends satan would go back to school and become a doctor, but then the humans came along and god said it made more sense if satan stayed home to look after them, so satan agreed this made more financial sense but he was stiffled and felt his brain was atrophying and he tried to talk to god about it but god was always too busy trying to convince people to kill their sons and then being all 'Ha ha only joking' which was very important to do, so satan put up with it for a while until he found out that god had a kid with someone else. That is when the **** hit the fan

 

[ChristineES]

I need to get off the internet now, I have to get up tomorrow. Hannah- pat Baggins on the head for me. Monta- Good night.

 

[whereismynotecard]

I think they is married and satan was working in order to pay for god to go to deity school and the plan was that after when god was being a deity and getting some spends satan would go back to school and become a doctor, but then the humans came along and god said it made more sense if satan stayed home to look after them, so satan agreed this made more financial sense but he was stiffled and felt his brain was atrophying and he tried to talk to god about it but god was always too busy trying to convince people to kill their sons and then being all 'Ha ha only joking' which was very important to do, so satan put up with it for a while until he found out that god had a kid with someone else. That is when the **** hit the fan

That's another version. The truth will never be known to us humans... Either they are brothers or ex-lovers... It's hard to tell. They could be both.

I need to get off the internet now, I have to get up tomorrow. Hannah- pat Baggins on the head for me. Monta- Good night.

I will definately give him a pat on the head for you. I think he and I are going to go to sleep too.

Good night everyone.

 

[monta]

This thread is getting so self indulgent, it is like we are too lazy to sign into chat

Good night christines and Hannah and baggins and tigger and satan and jesus and the fsm and jimbob. I should get up, I s'pose

 

[rojse]

These forums are starting to be more boring than a piece of dirt. Not the good kind either. The kind that just sits there on top of another piece of dirt, so that you cannot even tell it apart from the other pieces of dirt. It's just not something that you really want to look in to any further, because there is nothing fun to come of it. Quick! Someone make the forums less like a boring piece of dirt before I have to start writing stories and poems about dirt. I'll do it if I have to, and it will be your problem to deal with then.

My response to this: what are you doing about it, Hannah? If you want the forums to be an interesting place to chat, you need to assist in creating the topics and debates that will be of interest to you. You cannot expect everyone else to do it for you.

 

[TurkeyOnRye]

My response to this: what are you doing about it, Hannah? If you want the forums to be an interesting place to chat, you need to assist in creating the topics and debates that will be of interest to you. You cannot expect everyone else to do it for you.

I would say she does her fair share of quality posting, including new threads.

 

[whereismynotecard]

My response to this: what are you doing about it, Hannah? If you want the forums to be an interesting place to chat, you need to assist in creating the topics and debates that will be of interest to you. You cannot expect everyone else to do it for you.

I do expect them to do it for me. That's why I'm here. (to be entertained by you guys.)

 

[monta]

I do expect them to do it for me. That's why I'm here. (to be entertained by you guys.)

Oh noes , are we about to be fired ?:sad4: