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The Random, Meaningless Announcements Thread!

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katiafish

katiafish

consciousness incarnate
OMG, I have just found the cutest animal on the planet!

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9-10ths_Penguin

9-10ths_Penguin

1/10 Subway Stalinist
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whereismynotecard said:
I have an ugly face.
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You mean your Toki face in your avatar, or your actual face?

Your actual face is fine. You're cute like a red panda. Just not as furry. :D

whereismynotecard said:
You have no idea. If you could see my ugly teeth, you'd think differently.
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Naw. Your teeth look fine.

My teeth are messed up. My two front teeth aren't even (thanks to an incident invoving a bike handlebar whacking into my face when I was 12 or so). One's chipped, and the filling or whatever it was that the dentist put in my tooth to fix the effects of a mouthful of BMX has started to discolour.

Hooray!
 
lamplighter

lamplighter

Almighty Tallest
9-10ths_Penguin said:
I worked as a surveyor for the City as a co-op student. The story I was told was that one of the surveyors for the local electrical utility had once used the wrong spacing for the electrical poles along a new road.

Nobody noticed at the time because it was a new arterial road to serve a not-yet constructed subdivision, so there weren't any landmarks to go by for "common sense" checks; it was just a big open field... but when they went to build the subdivision itself, they realized that one of the poles was right smack dab in the middle of where a cross-street was supposed to go.

Obviously, the pole had to be removed. But not just that one pole - electrical poles can only be so far apart, so they had to rip out a long stretch of brand new poles and cables and re-do it all with the proper spacing.

That had happened at least 20 years before I got there, but people still called him "Wrong Pole Phil".
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Ouch, that's not even as idiotic as the mistake in the warehouse. I imagine it was more expensive to fix, but still just goes to show you why I would quit. That kind of thing can sometimes effect all future promotions.
 
lamplighter

lamplighter

Almighty Tallest
whereismynotecard said:
You have no idea. If you could see my ugly teeth, you'd think differently.
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My teeth are all uneven and crocked as well. Really Americans are overly obsessed with dental appearance. Most people aren't born with perfect teeth.

whereismynotecard said:
Apparently I'm just about as tall as middle school boys. How embarrassing.
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Being short is alright for girls though. Being short for guys is not. I hear all the time about how girls hate dating guys shorter than them and sometimes even as tall as them because they can't wear heels. So just be thankful you're not a guy as tall as middle school boys. On the the other hand I was about 5'11" in the 7th grade though!
 
whereismynotecard

whereismynotecard

Treasure Hunter
I sometimes like being short. I'm 5'1", approxiamtely. Maybe 5'2". I think I lied on my drivers license and said I was 5'3". Sometimes it's advantageous, because people don't expect me to do work, such as at KFC, they would always get taller people do to the heavy lifting of big boxes and stuff. But sometims I wish I was taller, becaue models are all tall, and they are pretty. I just look like a fat kid.
 
Erebus

Erebus

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About to fall over, throw up and fall asleep (not necessarily in that order) yet another successful night...
 
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