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The Random, Meaningless Announcements Thread!

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Nepenthe

Tu Stultus Es
whereismynotecard said:
...infuriated with rage during my explanation. Just speaking of Wednesday makes me want to commit a mass-murder of about 70 people.
..."I don't want to go to special ed. I don't want to go to special ed. I hate it. I hate it. I hate it. I hate it. I hate it. I hate it."
By the way, it's a class to learn how to teach special ed. kids in the gen. ed classrooms...
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Maybe that isn't the proper educational and/or career choice for you. :sarcastic
 
whereismynotecard

whereismynotecard

Treasure Hunter
The most a baby white rhino can weigh is about 140 pounds. That's what one site says... I'm not sure about that. That's bigger than most grownup humans.
 
9-10ths_Penguin

9-10ths_Penguin

1/10 Subway Stalinist
Premium Member
lamplighter said:
There's something they'll never live down. I'd quit if I wasn't fired for that, because that would just be too embarrassing.

Coworker: "Hey! remember that time you destroyed the whole warehouse? So don't bother giving me any advice on how to drive a forklift"
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I worked as a surveyor for the City as a co-op student. The story I was told was that one of the surveyors for the local electrical utility had once used the wrong spacing for the electrical poles along a new road.

Nobody noticed at the time because it was a new arterial road to serve a not-yet constructed subdivision, so there weren't any landmarks to go by for "common sense" checks; it was just a big open field... but when they went to build the subdivision itself, they realized that one of the poles was right smack dab in the middle of where a cross-street was supposed to go.

Obviously, the pole had to be removed. But not just that one pole - electrical poles can only be so far apart, so they had to rip out a long stretch of brand new poles and cables and re-do it all with the proper spacing.

That had happened at least 20 years before I got there, but people still called him "Wrong Pole Phil".
 
whereismynotecard

whereismynotecard

Treasure Hunter
rageoftyrael said:
are you crazy? most adults weigh more than that. i'm sorry you had to find out people are fat this way, but it's true. sorry.
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Maybe if they are tall. If you are my height, you shouldn't weigh more than 140 pounds. I mean, you can if you want... I don't think it's healthy though. I think 100-120 is a good weight for people who are as tall as I am. But you can go a little over and still look okay.
 
darkendless

darkendless

Guardian of Asgaard
Lightning struck my house, then 2m outside my window, then the road outside my house leaving a cool scar. It was scarey, i just about soiled myself when it first struck the road outside.

We have no power though and the phone line is gone, im using a battery pack and a portable USB internet stick.
 
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Nepenthe

Tu Stultus Es
darkendless said:
Lightning struck my house, then 2m outside my window, then the road outside my house leaving a cool scar. It was scarey, i just about soiled myself when it first struck the road outside.

We have no power though and the phone line is gone, im using a battery pack and a portable USB internet stick.
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That's insane...! Be sure to get those perimeter fences electrified before the Yowies start to attack.
 
whereismynotecard

whereismynotecard

Treasure Hunter
darkendless said:
Lightning struck my house, then 2m outside my window, then the road outside my house leaving a cool scar. It was scarey, i just about soiled myself when it first struck the road outside.

We have no power though and the phone line is gone, im using a battery pack and a portable USB internet stick.
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Wowza... Take a pic-cha of it. :D
 
whereismynotecard

whereismynotecard

Treasure Hunter
My first X-mas gift has arrived. :D We call it Christmas, but none of us are Christians. My mom could be. She doesn't know. We just like giving each other presents. :D I ordered a present for Sanjiv, my sister's boyfriend, and I received it in the mail already. :D Now I just get to hold onto it until December, when I shall wrap it up and deposit it into my sister's luggage.

I wish I could go with her to Australia for X-mas. I just don't have enough moneys.
 
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