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whereismynotecard
Treasure Hunter
What are you talking about!? Being drunk and stoned is awesome!! (I've never done both at the same time though....) We totally have your best interest in mind. We want you to have fun. 
whereismynotecard
Treasure Hunter
I think I might have a mild case of ADD. I can never focus on anything anymore. And I also can never sleep. I might have also insomnia. And when I do sleep I always have really disturbing dreams. Last night was the first dream I had in a while that wasn't scary, and in that dream, my sister and I were digging through a mummy's coffin. It was still disturbing, but I wasn't being pursued or shot at like in my other dreams.
whereismynotecard
Treasure Hunter
I could watch people make meth if I just walked around the "houses" down the street. Surely someone down there is making it. I could just offer to buy some and then they'd probably let me watch them make it too. If I was going to do meth though, I'd buy it from somewhere less gross.
Vile Atheist
Loud and Obnoxious
Meth is made in clean, sanitary places? Lab conditions? News to me.
whereismynotecard
Treasure Hunter
Hello. I'm Hannah, and I'm addicted to Degrassi Junior High.
Hi, Hannah.
I'm a recovering Degrassi Junior High addict. I've been clean for 7,555 days.
Morse
To Extinguish
Omgroflmao!
Rly rly?!?!
I bin recovering for liek, 13,318 days, 23 hours, 14 minutes, 32 seconds, 74 centiseconds, 98 milliseconds, 17 microseconds, and 23.45382 nanoseconds!
That took far too much time for this thread...
whereismynotecard
Treasure Hunter
My addiction is bad. I don't even have a desire to get clean.
Morse
To Extinguish
How did we jump from your meth addiction to your degrassi addiction anyway?
whereismynotecard
Treasure Hunter
My select nut blend of almonds, pecans, and cashews is severely lacking in the cashew department. Could be that my sister ate all of the cashews out of it before she gave it to me. I lent her a dollar, and she paid me back with nuts. I don't think she understands money.
Morse
To Extinguish
Your sister is looking more and more like a malevolent, vicious, vindictive person every time you mention her. Last time somebody stole my nuts I had to cut their throat with a handful of bark chips and a swing set.
Teach her a lesson for me!
whereismynotecard
Treasure Hunter
I'm watching degrassi on youtube. I don't know if you've noticed that it's all I have been talking about for the past two weeks. There are three seasons of degrassi junior high, and 2 of degrassi high. I'm three episodes in to season 3. That means I've got almost three seasons left to watch! I'll never get any of my homework done...
Morse
To Extinguish
But what about your other drug addictions?
whereismynotecard
Treasure Hunter
But they were originally her nuts... She paid me my dollar back by giving me half a jar of nuts... I have a bad habit of accepting half-eaten food from people lately... First it was the half-pizza in the parking lot at school, and now this... My sister told me I shouldn't have taken the half-pizza, because the guy might have done something gross with it...
whereismynotecard
Treasure Hunter
I manage to keep them up as well. Advil cold and sinus pills can be taken very quickly, while I'm watching degrassi on youtube and snorting coke at the same time.
Morse
To Extinguish
I have so many problems with this post, that I cannot bring myself to write them...
whereismynotecard
Treasure Hunter
What-choo talkin' bout?
Morse
To Extinguish
Willis.
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