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The Random, Meaningless Announcements Thread!
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I know that feeling! It is like a small fish you catch in your hands, and a sense of calmness falls knowing you have it, only to find that the next time you open your hands it isnt there and the search begins again!
whereismynotecard
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I know that feeling! It is like a small fish you catch in your hands, and a sense of calmness falls knowing you have it, only to find that the next time you open your hands it isnt there and the search begins again!
Or you look in your hands and it's dead!
Fishes cannot live in hands! They need water!!!
Herr Heinrich
Student of Mythology
Or you look in your hands and it's dead!
Tru dat.
whereismynotecard
Treasure Hunter
Word.
TurkeyOnRye
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Hello, everyone...uh, my name's "Mark", and...I'm an alcoholic.
So...I'm a lager drinker, mainly.
I think I had my first one when I was 14..."Hofmeister"...you remember the bear with the pork pie hat?
Anyway...lately, it's been getting really bad.
I've been on the rum and coke...
And vodka...and gin...all mixed up; it's not even a proper cocktail.
So, I just drink that and stay at home.
...and eat oven chips...out of the bag...frozen.
Until I...throw up on myself.
...that's how ****** I've been...
Thanks.
So...I'm a lager drinker, mainly.
I think I had my first one when I was 14..."Hofmeister"...you remember the bear with the pork pie hat?
Anyway...lately, it's been getting really bad.
I've been on the rum and coke...
And vodka...and gin...all mixed up; it's not even a proper cocktail.
So, I just drink that and stay at home.
...and eat oven chips...out of the bag...frozen.
Until I...throw up on myself.
...that's how ****** I've been...
Thanks.
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rageoftyrael
Veritas
wow, man. what's up?
Herr Heinrich
Student of Mythology
I am sick today. I think my body is sensitive to pressure changes.
whereismynotecard
Treasure Hunter
I really like it when people ask me "how do you take your coffee?", because then I can respond by saying "orally!"
TurkeyOnRye
Well-Known Member
The Voice of Reason
Doctor of Thinkology
I'm thinking about buying a yo-yo.
rageoftyrael
Veritas
Yo-yo's are awesome! Get it! Then bask in the joy that is yo-yo!
Basking in a yo-yo sounds like a good way to get whacked in the head.
Yo-yos are fun, though.
Herr Heinrich
Student of Mythology
I'm still sick. And my nose is producing like a liter of mucus every few hours. Just thought you guys would like to know.
After watching almost two weeks of Olympics, a question just popped into my head for our members from the Netherlands:
In your country, do you make things not orange when you want to call attention to them?
In your country, do you make things not orange when you want to call attention to them?
TurkeyOnRye
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Awesome.
I am officially a cripple...
To make a long story short, something large and very heavy fell on my foot, and now I suffer from an open toe fracture.
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Ouch. Fractures are no fun, least wise because your appendage feels vulnerable even after they knit.
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