The Random, Meaningless Announcements Thread!

[dust1n]

Goodnight RF.

 

[The Enlightened One]

I have an announcement.
A 24-oz. pepsi costs me $1.25 at the corner store. If I try to buy a 2-litre at the same store, I only pay 99 cents. More for less in my neighborhood.
That's not all but my teleprompter has died lol.

 

[enchanted_one1975]

I have an announcement.
A 24-oz. pepsi costs me $1.25 at the corner store. If I try to buy a 2-litre at the same store, I only pay 99 cents. More for less in my neighborhood.
That's not all but my teleprompter has died lol.

The 2 liter is always the best deal. I only wish the concept of the 3 liter bottle hadn't been reduced to generic soda only status.

 

[Peacewise]

Back in my high school days I read lord of the rings, sometime after that read through I had an idea for an insult, based upon Bilbo Baggins' speech at his party.

If I was half as smart as you, I'd be twice as smart as everyone else.

Why is this an insult, ah well, it's all in the delivery!

 

[enchanted_one1975]

I have to poop

 

[Herr Heinrich]

I have to poop

Wow. Thanks for sharing.

 

[enchanted_one1975]

 

[9-10ths_Penguin]

No i havn't, thanks for the heads up.

I saw ACDC about a month ago and would rather not ruin the experience with Celine Dion

Here's the remedy to Celine Dion doing AC/DC:
[youtube]7mU2lJKkQ04[/youtube]
YouTube - Hayseed Dixie - Highway to Hell

(the song - not the video. I have no idea why they decided to slap that CGI stuff on there)

I have to poop

What happened with the Immodium?

 

[*Anne*]

[youtube]I7bAuzNTIBs[/youtube]
YouTube - Mash Up: The Trooper Believer



Random announcement: I'm putting off working out.

 

[enchanted_one1975]

What happened with the Immodium?

It worked for the night, but something had to give. Luckily I am getting my truck unloaded now, so I was able to go inside and unload other stuff.

 

[ChristineES]

Random announcement No. 11,272:

I am here!

 

[enchanted_one1975]

Random announcement No. 11,272:

I am here!

Thank all that is holy! I was starting to get upset.

 

[.lava]

...ah who cares! i don't matter that much. i am here today and tomorrow i'll be gone

.

 

[enchanted_one1975]

...ah who cares! i don't matter that much. i am here today and tomorrow i'll be gone

.

Yes, but you will eventually return. :yes:

 

[enchanted_one1975]

I am going to take a nap now. If you call and wake me up you will not be receiving a Yule card from me this year.

 

[*Anne*]

I am going to take a nap now. If you call and wake me up you will not be receiving a Yule card from me this year.

Now you're just asking to be called.

*sneaks over to the phone*

 

[The Enlightened One]

Going to spin around in circles today untill I desire Kentucky Fried Chicken at exactly 5:00 pacific while standing in a bathtub singing holla back girl

 

[ChristineES]

If path A leads to x, and path B leads to y, then where will path C lead?

That is an example of being silly.

 

[The Enlightened One]

Getting ready to embark on path D. I think I'm going to need a bigger alphabet

 

[KatNotKathy]

What this world needs is more faggotry. Everybody, kiss a member of the same gender, quick!