The Random, Meaningless Announcements Thread!

[TurkeyOnRye]

Awwww... man... Why don't I ever get too skinny?? ****.

From the few photos that I've seen of you, you don't strike me as fat in the slightest.

Or is your morbid obesity a new thing? Are you getting fatter?

 

[whereismynotecard]

From the few photos that I've seen of you, you don't strike me as fat in the slightest.

Or is your morbid obesity a new thing? Are you getting fatter?

I don't think I'm getting fatter. I think I've been fat for a while. Not really fat, just fatter than I'd like to be. Whatever. It doesn't matter.

 

[whereismynotecard]

I gots me a new Mollie fish. The lady at the store almost killed him because she dropped him on the floor, so he might die soon. His name is Scrambles the Deth Fish, because I think he might die soon. Now I've got three fish: Scrambles the Deth Fish, Speedy Fish Flake, and Twitch. Scrambles and Twitch are both psychologically disturbed.

Here's what happened to Twitch: My parents bought him at the same time as two little tiny fish. But the two little tiny fish got eaten by the angel fish, who is dead now. Twitch sits at the bottom of the fish tank and twitches. I think he's better now that the angel fish is dead.

 

[whereismynotecard]

****. It's hot outside.

 

[whereismynotecard]

Bargain Tuesday:

All seats, all times $5.50... Includes popcorn!! Oh, wow-wee!!

 

[whereismynotecard]

Idolatrous? What means that??

 

[whereismynotecard]

Me: "I try sometimes, to some people, to not be a *****.

Laura, my sister: "But it never works; does it?"

 

[Jeremy Mason]

Idolatrous? What means that??

Search results - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

 

[TurkeyOnRye]

I'm home now and I'm tired.

 

[cardero]

The "Smittened Girl" and I had a moment tonight. I went to pay her for my gas and I handed her a $100 dollar bill. Either she missed it or I let it go too soon but but it fell on the counter and we both grabbed for it quickly and our hands touched. We both laughed embarrassingly.

That Is All

 

[mrscardero]

I got a lapdance.

That is all.

 

[Sunstone]

The "Smittened Girl" and I had a moment tonight. I went to pay her for my gas and I handed her a $100 dollar bill. Either she missed it or I let it go too soon but but it fell on the counter and we both grabbed for it quickly and our hands touched. We both laughed embarrassingly.

That Is All

Cool!

That is all.

 

[Sunstone]

I got a lapdance.

That is all.

WHOOT!!!!

That is all.

 

[Sunstone]

I'm home now and I'm tired.

I'm home now and it is too hot to sleep.

That is all.

 

[cardero]

I got a lapdance.

That is all.

and I-----------watched!!

 

[McBell]

My Crohn's has flared up.
The pain meds are not working.

Just a heads up if I seem a bit aggressive and or mean.

 

[UnTheist]

I can't ******* sleep. It's ******* me off

 

[whereismynotecard]

I have to pee.

 

[whereismynotecard]

Our tomatoes finally started turning red. ^_^ I love tomatoes.

 

[whereismynotecard]

The "easy open" cheese pouch in the velveta mac and cheese isn't very easy to open......