The Random, Meaningless Announcements Thread!

[Rakhel]

Please add lawyers to you list

 

[Smokeless Indica]

Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door...

 

[KatNotKathy]

Please add lawyers to you list

Nah, there are a lot of bad lawyers out there, but at least they ain't covering up eachothers' crimes.

Ok fine, lawyers suck too.

 

[KatNotKathy]

Ok fine, lawyers suck too.

 

[Herr Heinrich]

Chuck Norris can touch M.C. Hammer...

Chuck Norris is the reason Waldo is hiding...

Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door...

I think I am in love with you. Oh and Chuck Norris would run for president, but he doesn't want to lose any power or prestige.

 

[MysticSang'ha]

Our dog won't stop scratching himself.

My husband won't stop scratching his feet.

Coincidence?

 

[Smokeless Indica]

Chuck Norris once kicked a horse in the chin. It's decendants are known today as giraffes.

 

[Smokeless Indica]

I think I am in love with you. Oh and Chuck Norris would run for president, but he doesn't want to lose any power or prestige.

Why thank you :flirt:
LOL that's a good one.

 

[Herr Heinrich]

If by some weird time rift Chuck Norris fought himself, Chuck Norris would win. Period.

 

[Smokeless Indica]

[youtube]VEWjrxm2UrA[/youtube]
YouTube - Teletubbies: Walk it Out

 

[Smokeless Indica]

If by some weird time rift Chuck Norris fought himself, Chuck Norris would win. Period.

LOL Which one though?

 

[Herr Heinrich]

LOL Which one though?

Exactly.

 

[Smokeless Indica]

Gotta love Spongebob!

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YouTube - Sponge Bob Square Pants Funny Soulja Boy Crank Dat

 

[Smokeless Indica]

Exactly.

:biglaugh:

 

[Smokeless Indica]

Chuck Norris can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night

 

[ChristineES]

An old song from 1979 is playing on the radio: Love Will Find A Way by Pablo Cruise (a group, not an individual).

 

[Rationality]

Everything i say is a lie!

 

[Erebus]

[youtube]G1BuLX1kV7I[/youtube]
YouTube - Faderhead - TZDV *HAPPY FEET*

 

[Willamena]

FOX did one thing right. Boston Legal.

 

[Smokeless Indica]

Chuck Norris does not wear a condom because there is no such thing as protection from Chuck Norris.