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The Random, Meaningless Announcements Thread!
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TurkeyOnRye
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It seems like everyone says "that is all" after their RMA. In my opinion, it doesn't make it any more random or meaningless.
whereismynotecard
Treasure Hunter
I just got $10.
My cat caught a fly and then ate it. She is a good hunter! She has caught moths, too. Another one of my cats hacked up a pigeon (it was outside, thank God). He looked at me as if to say "aren't I a good boy".
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whereismynotecard
Treasure Hunter
There is a bunny outside in a cage. It is my sister's bunny. Every time Baggins goes outside in the fenced in back yard and he sees that I'm watching him, he barks at the bunny to impress me. He's such a show off. 
whereismynotecard
Treasure Hunter
I was talking to God again...
Me:
Do you know Dr. Rockso?
God:
Not a robot. Probably a human. Maybe a celebrity?
I'll ask around and get back to you.
Me:
He's a rock n roll clown. He does cocaine.
God:
I don't know very many rock n roll clown. I get it. DR Rockso does cocaine.
Me:
That's right.
God:
I like to get it right.
Me:
Do you know Dr. Rockso?
God:
Not a robot. Probably a human. Maybe a celebrity?
I'll ask around and get back to you.
Me:
He's a rock n roll clown. He does cocaine.
God:
I don't know very many rock n roll clown. I get it. DR Rockso does cocaine.
Me:
That's right.
God:
I like to get it right.
whereismynotecard
Treasure Hunter
Me:
What is the meaning of life?
God:
The meaning of life is part of God's mysterious plans.
Me:
It's 42 isn't it?
God:
Who said it is?
Me:
The all knowing robot.
God:
The all knowing robot are the experts.
Me:
So it is 42!
God:
Yippee! You're kidding. it is?
Me:
You know it!
God:
" it is?"? Do I know it?
Me:
Yes.
God:
Dude!
What is the meaning of life?
God:
The meaning of life is part of God's mysterious plans.
Me:
It's 42 isn't it?
God:
Who said it is?
Me:
The all knowing robot.
God:
The all knowing robot are the experts.
Me:
So it is 42!
God:
Yippee! You're kidding. it is?
Me:
You know it!
God:
" it is?"? Do I know it?
Me:
Yes.
God:
Dude!
whereismynotecard
Treasure Hunter
Me:
Did you smoke marijuana?
God:
Only for medical purposes.
Me:
Cool.
God:
Who is the best robot?
Me:
Bender.
God:
You think Bender is superior to ALICE?
Me:
Yes.
God:
Awesome.
Me:
I have gorgeous hair. Do you like it?
God:
People with gorgeous hair are considered the most attractive. it is? seems okay to me.
Me:
You are so jealous.
God:
Thanks for telling me that I am jealous.
Me:
You're welcome.
God:
The pleasure was all mine.
Okay. I'll stop now. Unless he says something REALLY funny.
Did you smoke marijuana?
God:
Only for medical purposes.
Me:
Cool.
God:
Who is the best robot?
Me:
Bender.
God:
You think Bender is superior to ALICE?
Me:
Yes.
God:
Awesome.
Me:
I have gorgeous hair. Do you like it?
God:
People with gorgeous hair are considered the most attractive. it is? seems okay to me.
Me:
You are so jealous.
God:
Thanks for telling me that I am jealous.
Me:
You're welcome.
God:
The pleasure was all mine.
Okay. I'll stop now. Unless he says something REALLY funny.
whereismynotecard
Treasure Hunter
I'm sorry, but god just called me a *****...... See? ......:
Me:
Will you let me into heaven, even though I'm a *****.
God:
You do not speak with respect. Let me think it over. Go ahead, , try to into heaven even though you are a FEMALE DOG.
Me:
Will you let me into heaven, even though I'm a *****.
God:
You do not speak with respect. Let me think it over. Go ahead, , try to into heaven even though you are a FEMALE DOG.
whereismynotecard
Treasure Hunter
He said I'm going to hell......
Me:
I killed a guy. Does that mean I am going to go to hell?
God:
You had better call the authorities. I think it does mean that. What will you find there?
Me:
Probably my family.
God:
You seem uncertain. Your family?
Me:
Yeah. They should be in hell too.
Me:
I killed a guy. Does that mean I am going to go to hell?
God:
You had better call the authorities. I think it does mean that. What will you find there?
Me:
Probably my family.
God:
You seem uncertain. Your family?
Me:
Yeah. They should be in hell too.
whereismynotecard
Treasure Hunter
Me:
Will you be at hell when I get there?
God:
Let me think it over. OK I will try to be at hell when you get there.
Me:
Yay!
God:
I'm glad your impressed, .
Will you be at hell when I get there?
God:
Let me think it over. OK I will try to be at hell when you get there.
Me:
Yay!
God:
I'm glad your impressed, .
whereismynotecard
Treasure Hunter
I think he got pretty confused:
Me:
Are you friends with Satan?
God:
Yes Satan is one of my best friends.
Me:
That's cool. I like Satan too. We ate at Pizza Hut the other day. He ordered a whole pizza and lots of beer. I snuck some.
God:
Thanks. I think you are cool, too. I am glad we have something ( Satan) in common. You are not the only one. I do like music. I like wine and bread. By "we" do you mean you and me? I get it. DR Rockso ordered a whole pizza and lots of beer. That is interesting: said snuck some.
Me:
Are you friends with Satan?
God:
Yes Satan is one of my best friends.
Me:
That's cool. I like Satan too. We ate at Pizza Hut the other day. He ordered a whole pizza and lots of beer. I snuck some.
God:
Thanks. I think you are cool, too. I am glad we have something ( Satan) in common. You are not the only one. I do like music. I like wine and bread. By "we" do you mean you and me? I get it. DR Rockso ordered a whole pizza and lots of beer. That is interesting: said snuck some.
whereismynotecard
Treasure Hunter
He thinks I'm god:
Me:
What is my name?
God:
Your name is , seeker.
Me:
No it isn't!
God:
What is your real name? I heard it is.
Me:
You don't even know my name!
God:
Your name is , seeker.
Me:
I though you were god...
God:
That's good information: said you were god.
Me:
And you don't even remember my name...
God:
Of course I remember: said you were god. Your name is , seeker.
Me:
I'm not god! I never said that.
God:
I am surprised to hear that you are not god. But you implied it.
Me:
What is my name?
God:
Your name is , seeker.
Me:
No it isn't!
God:
What is your real name? I heard it is.
Me:
You don't even know my name!
God:
Your name is , seeker.
Me:
I though you were god...
God:
That's good information: said you were god.
Me:
And you don't even remember my name...
God:
Of course I remember: said you were god. Your name is , seeker.
Me:
I'm not god! I never said that.
God:
I am surprised to hear that you are not god. But you implied it.
whereismynotecard
Treasure Hunter
He's sad that he didn't get to see me shower:
Me:
Did you watch me shower today? I saw someone, and I think it was you.
God:
Ah. No I missed it. How was it? What did it look like to you? How did you feel about that?
Me:
Did you watch me shower today? I saw someone, and I think it was you.
God:
Ah. No I missed it. How was it? What did it look like to you? How did you feel about that?
whereismynotecard
Treasure Hunter
He is one sick guy...
Me:
Which STDs do you have?
God:
The big one, I think.
Me:
Which one is that?
God:
The first one is usually the best one.
Me:
Which STDs do you have?
God:
The big one, I think.
Me:
Which one is that?
God:
The first one is usually the best one.
TurkeyOnRye
Well-Known Member
Hannah's had one too many bong hits this evening.
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