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The Random, Meaningless Announcements Thread!

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whereismynotecard

whereismynotecard

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I'd like to get some snails for the fish tank, but one time we had two crabs in the tank, and they vanished... We think they climbed out and left...

Do you want to know another sick story about the fish tank??

We had a pretty big and scary fish in there, and we hated it. It tried to eat the other fish all the time. One day we noticed it was gone, so we figured that maybe it died and the other fish ate it, because they do that sometimes. But then later we found it behind the tank. It had jumped out and committed suicide.
 
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Sententia

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People are silly and strange but expect always to be taken seriously when they think they should.

Scotch is low.

I still quit smoking!

I have lots of rum.

Cat is sleeping on my printer... I wonder if thats good for the printer.

I cleaned my computer with a screwdriver and a kirby... it took a while but not as long as I imagined.

I am thinking of getting a new cell phone... Im not in love with mine.

The new jawbone rocks.

Time is an illusion? Damn good one!

O T T F F S S... tell me what letter comes next.

Whats have I got in my pocket....

Someone should start a riddle thread.

I am really tired.

I will enter sleep mode.

Night night.
 
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