The Random, Meaningless Announcements Thread!

[Renji]

I dont like massages. it feels weird

Why weird?hmm, I myself give massages to my patients. I've done it also during our "return demonstration" ( a type of exam where nursing students apply what they've studied).

 

[The Enlightened One]

Announcement: My friend once told me an epiphany is like a religious experience without the guilt...

 

[Renji]

Announcement: My friend once told me an epiphany is like a religious experience without the guilt...

So far, I haven't found any religious celebration in my church with any guilt

 

[BeckyRose1998]

Why weird?hmm, I myself give massages to my patients. I've done it also during our "return demonstration" ( a type of exam where nursing students apply what they've studied).

if I get a massage around my neck, I cant handle it, it tickles for some reason

 

[Renji]

if I get a massage around my neck, I cant handle it, it tickles for some reason

Oh, I get it. But massages isn't supposedly ticklish if the one who is massaging you is an expert. But I guess, it wouldn't work that much on very ticklish people

 

[croak]

So... sore....

I guess I could drag myself around using my beak.

 

[ChristineES]

This morning I went outside to see if it was raining, and I heard a crunching sound. I thought it was the cats eating the cat food. But NO. It was 2 raccoons! They were not afraid of us, either. And they ate all the cat food.

 

[.lava]

raccoon. i have never seen one in my whole life

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[croak]

I remember seeing, like... five. On the ground, in a tree... it was awesome. And my camera battery JUST HAD TO BE DEAD.

 

[.lava]

if dead batteries was a name of a band we could have seen dead batteries live

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[croak]

if dead batteries was a name of a band we could have seen dead batteries live

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You... are amazing, you know that? If I had just a teaspoon of your genius....

 

[croak]

 

[.lava]

Spoiler: arrogant ADULTS!!

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[monta]

Nummeh!

 

[croak]

Fundies Say the Darndest Things! This site is just... wow. I wonder if RF's made it on there.

EDIT: Doesn't look like we have. I guess we're not quite that insane... then again, maybe they've overlooked us.

 

[.lava]

eh no exam tomorrow

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[BeckyRose1998]

Oh, I get it. But massages isn't supposedly ticklish if the one who is massaging you is an expert. But I guess, it wouldn't work that much on very ticklish people

I'm extremely ticklish. my feet, my neck, my sides, and my armpits are ticklish. DONT POKE MY SIDES!!!

 

[croak]

I'm extremely ticklish. my feet, my neck, my sides, and my armpits are ticklish. DONT POKE MY SIDES!!!

Can I peck them?

 

[Renji]

I'm extremely ticklish. my feet, my neck, my sides, and my armpits are ticklish. DONT POKE MY SIDES!!!

Ok, I get it

 

[Renji]

This morning I went outside to see if it was raining, and I heard a crunching sound. I thought it was the cats eating the cat food. But NO. It was 2 raccoons! They were not afraid of us, either. And they ate all the cat food.

Oh, I'd love those cutie cute racoons