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The Random, Meaningless Announcements Thread!

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9Westy9

Sceptic, Libertarian, Egalitarian
Premium Member
People with thousands (maybe even millions) wanting more frubals? Think about us lonely newcomers :p
 

DreadFish

Cosmic Vagabond
People with thousands (maybe even millions) wanting more frubals? Think about us lonely newcomers :p

You shoulda come earlier, its your own fault. I worked hard for my frubals and will accept no raised frubal tax for the rich. Work hard, and maybe some day you too will be a frubillionair ;) lol



(Actually, I dont really have that many frubals anyway :D)
 

BeckyRose1998

PICKLES THE KID
Listening to Bon Jovi..:) "Whoa we're half way there, whoa livin' on a prayer"♥ :) Mommy is telling me not to annoy people with Bon Jovi...but I luff them:)
 

dawny0826

Mother Heathen
I survived my trip to New Jersey. Accomplished my goals in my meeting.

My travel partner and I had interesting adventures getting lost, in the rain. New Jersey is an interesting state, as is, Delaware. We've learned the following:

- Delaware smells a little odd or at least the parts that we traveled through.
- Bring your own toilet paper when traveling up north.
- Take a literal "chill pill" before traveling to Jersey because traffic circles WITH highway exits in the middle of a literal highway DO Exist in New Jersey.
- You can't make left turns really, in New Jersey. This is very wrong.
- People drive a little different up north.
- Somehow the GPS stops working at random intersections in New Jersey and roads and are supposed to be there...aren't.
- Lanes of traffic just show up out of the middle of know where, scaring the heck out of you.
- Speaking of which, we got lost crossing Heck Road.

The white pizza was better than anything I've ever had at home, though. :) I like the Italian peeps' accents. They sound way cooler than the Italian peeps who live here.

The bridges in Delaware are cool too.
 
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DreadFish

Cosmic Vagabond
I survived my trip to New Jersey. Accomplished my goals in my meeting.

My travel partner and I had interesting adventures getting lost, in the rain. New Jersey is an interesting state, as is, Delaware. We've learned the following:

- Delaware smells a little odd or at least the parts that we traveled through.
- Bring your own toilet paper when traveling up north.
- Take a literal "chill pill" before traveling to Jersey because traffic circles WITH highway exits in the middle of a literal highway DO Exist in New Jersey.
- You can't make left turns really, in New Jersey. This is very wrong.
- People drive a little different up north.
- Somehow the GPS stops working at random intersections in New Jersey and roads and are supposed to be there...aren't.
- Lanes of traffic just show up out of the middle of know where, scaring the heck out of you.
- Speaking of which, we got lost crossing Heck Road.

The white pizza was better than anything I've ever had at home, though. :) I like the Italian peeps' accents. They sound way cooler than the Italian peeps who live here.

The bridges in Delaware are cool too.

Good story :D I've heard that the driving is terrible there. Whats the thing about not making left turns about?
 

Enlighten

Well-Known Member
High winds have hit Scotland and all of a sudden it's being referred to as a hurricane! :sarcastic Anyway this made me chuckle. Some are actually asking the met office to call it Hurricane Bawbag!! From a forwarded email/ FB post with unknown originator:

Hurricane Bawbag Appeal
Please give generously!

Hurricane 'Bawbag' hit Glasgow this afternoon.

... 'Bawbag' decimated the Maryhill area causing approximately £45.00 worth of damage. Several priceless collections of mementos from Majorca and Seville were damaged beyond repair. Three historically important areas of burnt out cars were disturbed. Many locals were confined to their homes and couldn't collect their Giros. Good news is Police expect incidences of looting, muggings and car crime to take a downturn during this period.

Forty-two asylum seekers were rescued from an apartment in Elmbank
Street , rescuers are going to search the second bedroom later today.

One resident, Bernadette O'Reilly, a 15 year old mother of 5 said "It gied me a pure fright so's it did. My little Chardonnay-Mercedes came running into ma bedroom greetin'. My youngest two, Tyler-Morgan and Natasha-Jordan-Jade slept through it all. Ah wiz still pure shaking when I was watching Jeremy Kyle, so ah wiz". Neighbour Joseph 'young young' McGurn said "The noise wiz tremendous. At first ah thoat it wiz the young team coming oot of The Bugle Bar, but it wiz even worser.

Rescue workers are still searching the rubble and have found quantities of personal belongings including Benefit books stock piles of Irn Bru.

An eyewitness said... 'BAWBAG MAY TAKE OUR GARDEN FURNITURE AND FENCES, BUT IT WILL NEVER TAKE OUR FREEEEEEDOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!
 
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dawny0826

Mother Heathen
Good story :D I've heard that the driving is terrible there. Whats the thing about not making left turns about?

Oh my gosh...I noticed how horrible my grammar was in that post. When I have migraines, my grammar goes to heck.

Anyway, you can make left turns, just not many because whoever invented the state was a little bit nutty. They weren't smoking anything and probably needed to be.
 

dawny0826

Mother Heathen
This has been an "I don't like Dawn" kind of day. I got fussed at a lot. It started early this morning. People are driving me crazy. The only normal people are my kids and that's because they are little me-like people running around.
 

BeckyRose1998

PICKLES THE KID
I hate it when its the end of the day at school so I take my CD player out and people are all like 'Becky, why don't you have an iPod?' I really want to get in their faces and say 'Not everyone has money for that crap! What if I told you my parents don't have money for that?!'
And I hate when I get made fun of for wearing hand-me-downs. They ask 'Becky, why don't you wear clothes like this?' And 'Becky! I'm gonna take you shopping for new clothes! You're wardrobe needs an upgrade.' -_-
 
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