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The Random, Meaningless Announcements Thread!

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whereismynotecard

whereismynotecard

Treasure Hunter
It's going to be the worst week of my life. I hope everyone leaves soon. They are trying to be nice, but they are actually annoying. I don't know what to do. It's kind of hot in this room, because the airconditioning doesn't go in here, but out there is where everyone else is. I think I'm going to sign off and do something else... I hope some of them have left by now.
 
DallasApple

DallasApple

Depends Upon My Mood..
There is a wet bird in my yard...I know its dying..birds don't ge wet...I have to put it in a box..so it can die peacefully...not in a cats mouth being ripped and torn to shreds..

Love

Dallas
 
whereismynotecard

whereismynotecard

Treasure Hunter
My cats like to kill things. Martha kills toads.

Baggins barks at them and picks them up in his mouth. (Baggins isn't a cat though. He's a weenah.)
 
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Sententia

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1In teh beginning, Invisible Man make univerz. 2Invisible Earth was invisible. 3Invisible Man say, “I can has light.” Gotz light. 4Light iz good, iz not dark. 5Invisible Man can has day and nite. It be furst.

6Invisible Man can has expanz. 7Below expanz iz water. It happen. 8Above expanz he call ’sky’. It get dark, then lite: nex day.

9Invisible Man can has water over here, no water over ther. It happen. 10Not water iz ‘land’. Water iz ’seas’. Iz good.

11Invisible Man say, “I can has vegitashun.” It happen. 12Land has lots vegitashun, all kindz. Iz good. 13It get dark, then light again: day tree.

14Invisible Man say, “I can has big lite in day, small light in nite.” 15Teh Earth gots light. It happen. 16Invisible Man make big lite in day, small light in nite. He make starz, too. 17They go in sky. 18It good. 19It get dark again, then lite: day fore.

20Invisible Man say, “I can has fish n’ birdz.” 21Fish go in water, birdz go in sky. It good. 22Invisible Man say, “make lots little fish and little birdz. Fish make fish in water; birdz make birdz in air.” 23It get dark again, then lite: day fife.

24Invisible Man say, “I can has aminulz.” It happen. 25Invisible Man make kitteh n’ cowz n’ snakes n’ stuff. Iz good.

26Invisible Man say, “I can has man that look like me.” He rulez. 27Invisible Man make man like him, boy and gurl. 28Invisible Man tell man, “ur in mai Earth, pwnz0rz mai aminulz.” 29And u eats fruitz. 30Aminulz eat greenz.

31Invisible Man saws creayshunz: iz good. It get dark, then lite: day sicks.

Full text: Not A Blog™ » Lolcat Bible
 
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