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The Random, Meaningless Announcements Thread!

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Shadow Wolf

Certified People sTabber & Business Owner
I have declared war against one of my supervisors at work, and have vowed she will at least be demoted before I quit my own job. If things go well, she will be fired for doing such a lame job at everything she does, but she has the district manager's support.
Sadly though, this will likely turn into a race war, since this supervisor is black, and most of the black employees are her pets and get away with stuff. And I do not plan on anyone getting away with anything while I am in charge. Her pets are probably going to learn this quicker than anyone though.
 

ChristineES

Tiggerism
Premium Member
If one eats too much, he or she may get fat. If they get fat, then they can't fit into their clothes, if they can't get into their clothes then they have to buy new ones. I finally figured it out! Getting fat is good for the economy!!
 

whereismynotecard

Treasure Hunter
I wore a pretty black dress, and a pretty black long sleeve thing that I bought yesterday, because the funeral home was really cold. Luckily we had gone in the previous day, or I would have been cold the whole time today. My little cousin got huge in the last few years. I think he's in middle school, but he looks like a high school football player.
 

mrscardero

Kal-El's Mama
I have been helping cardero with the comic for RF Newsletter.
I am the bomb diggidy!!!
cardero is off from work for a dew days and I have to work. Sucks
to be me.
 

Sententia

Well-Known Member
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Heneni

Miss Independent
Can I get a little naked with you? I'm not gonna take my clothes off but I want to make a confession. I'm a little addicted to RF. Its high time a get a life. LOL. But i like my other life her very much too. I get to kick HAWKERS around, talk to brilliant people. Talk bollocks and get away with it. AND i get to pretend im smart, though i think everyone has seen straight through me already.

Damn God must really love me.;)
 

Heneni

Miss Independent
I am terribly irritated today. I slept for two hours last night. Like Troublemane I got a rude awakening today. I really do have to get this 'have no expectations thing' practiced up better. A friend of mine dissapointed me today. Involved my bully boss and her manipulating tactics. If I'm honest, today I dont believe that god could have meant what he said, when he said....LOVE your enemies. Or perhaps I'm irritated cause I know he does mean it, and there is no way, no matter how hard I try, that I am able to do it today.


I dont blame god for my problems, i dont demand that he intervenes, but today, I really wished he did. The only thing worse than my bosses bullying, is the notion that I dissapointed my god today. And that just ads to my irritation.

I ask god, 'what is it that you want from me? 'what is it, that I could possibly do to make you happy?' Today, i would do just about anything unless he asked me to love my boss. I just dont know how.

How these words ring in my ear. God doesnt want that which you are willing to give, god wants that which you would rather keep. Suffering isnt for the weak. Or is it? When I am weak, then I am strong. I did not feel strong today. Where was my god today?
 
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