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The Random, Meaningless Announcements Thread!
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Since you recently gave me such wonderful advice, I thought I'd return the favor. While you have all this time on your hands, you should:
1. Have the house completely cleaned by the time that she gets off of work, that includes the laundry -- and put it away -- NEATLY. If she does not work outside of the home, and is there during the day -- you can do the same things, but do it while singing love songs to her.
2. In the evening cook a delicious dinner for her, or take her out to eat. (No Mexican food. We all know what that does to you.)
3. After dinner, take her out dancing -- or to a movie -- or something else that SHE will enjoy. If she expresses that she would rather spend a quiet evening at home, indulge her in an hour long foot massage - with lotion, or a nice smelling massage oil.
Let us know how it goes.
Draka
Wonder Woman
Out of two months called for jury duty the judge decreed that I only had to serve one week due to child care complications (I wasn't expecting so little). Next week was to be that week...and turns out there's nothing on the trial schedule at all. 
So here I was, all set up, ready and prepared, even a little looking forward to it as I had never served on a jury before, and...nothing. lol
So here I was, all set up, ready and prepared, even a little looking forward to it as I had never served on a jury before, and...nothing. lol
"This sentence is self-referential, and at least one self-referential statement exists."
Let there not be any self-referential statements in existence except the one above; in such case, would it be true or false?
If it is true, then its truth value entirely depends on its own existence.
If it is false, then no self-referential statements at all exist, which would directly contradict the statement's own existence.
In other words, if the sentence is true, then the only thing that sustains its existence is an infinite loop of self-reference — let the sentence above be called 'A', for example:
1) In order for 'A' to be true, at least one self-referential statement has to exist.
2) 'A' is a self-referential statement.
2) No self-referential statements exist besides 'A'.
Therefore, 'A' is true owing to its own existence, and there exists an infinite loop of self-reference arising from the assertions contained within 'A', i.e. A ⇔ A.
Just something that randomly occurred to me, and I decided to give it more thought.
Okay, I think lack of sleep is taking its toll on the stuff that's going on in my brain right now.
Let there not be any self-referential statements in existence except the one above; in such case, would it be true or false?
If it is true, then its truth value entirely depends on its own existence.
If it is false, then no self-referential statements at all exist, which would directly contradict the statement's own existence.
In other words, if the sentence is true, then the only thing that sustains its existence is an infinite loop of self-reference — let the sentence above be called 'A', for example:
1) In order for 'A' to be true, at least one self-referential statement has to exist.
2) 'A' is a self-referential statement.
2) No self-referential statements exist besides 'A'.
Therefore, 'A' is true owing to its own existence, and there exists an infinite loop of self-reference arising from the assertions contained within 'A', i.e. A ⇔ A.
Just something that randomly occurred to me, and I decided to give it more thought.
Okay, I think lack of sleep is taking its toll on the stuff that's going on in my brain right now.
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croak
Trickster
So THAT'S why....This picture is funny and I wanted to share it
Rock's got some anger issues!
DreadFish
Cosmic Vagabond
Yeah, he tends to be stoned quite often. It makes his social life quite rocky.
Draka
Wonder Woman
Come now, does no one think the reason that rock went after scissors in the first place is because they cut paper? I mean just look at how close rock and paper are! No wonder rock has anger issues with scissors. Rock was probably so relieved to see paper in one piece and that explains the tears. A picture really is worth a thousand words.
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croak
Trickster
No, you're reading it wrong.
Oh wait, I get it!
I am rock. I am ******.
Scissors?
SCISSORS CAN GO DIE
WHAT ARE YOU STARING AT PAPER
Paper: my hero!
Rock: hug...? :sad4:
Rock is still abusive. Scissors didn't even say a word. :no:
I've been having a lot of pretty painful stomachaches as of late. :thud:
At the risk of sounding dramatic and overstepping the "meaningless" facet of this thread (the horror! ), I'll go ahead and say that I strongly suspect that being depressed and/or stressed out is the problem; I've also been oversleeping on most days in addition to sometimes having headaches — both of which I'm fairly sure are also caused by being depressed. A bit counter-intuitive, I think, for someone who literally can't remember the last time he was angry to be suffering from depression and being stressed out.
Strange (or is it?) how that works: despite all of the above, I just can't seem to let go of cracking wise at everyday happenings. I guess I just like being sadistic.
At the risk of sounding dramatic and overstepping the "meaningless" facet of this thread (the horror!
), I'll go ahead and say that I strongly suspect that being depressed and/or stressed out is the problem; I've also been oversleeping on most days in addition to sometimes having headaches — both of which I'm fairly sure are also caused by being depressed. A bit counter-intuitive, I think, for someone who literally can't remember the last time he was angry to be suffering from depression and being stressed out.Strange (or is it?) how that works: despite all of the above, I just can't seem to let go of cracking wise at everyday happenings. I guess I just like being sadistic.
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DreadFish
Cosmic Vagabond
That's true, perhaps I misunderstood. I was judging the rock by his rough surface. But I think you still have it wrong, obviously the rock and scissors were in a fight and the paper decided to use the power of compassion to help the rock understand love!
Shadow Wolf
Certified People sTabber & Business Owner
My chest and back hurts today. I think it's because I have sat on stumps and rocks that are more comfortable than the furniture in my house.
I am pretty excited about all those pictures of Mars!
Got some back-to-school clothes shopping done this morning.
I think this picture I came across earlier is awesome :
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Shadow Wolf
Certified People sTabber & Business Owner
I need to do some back to school clothes shopping for myself. Actually not just for back to school but in general as I tend to wear my clothes until they are old and about to fall apart, and not even Goodwill will take them.
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