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The Random, Meaningless Announcements Thread!

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Shadow Wolf

Shadow Wolf

Certified People sTabber & Business Owner
My crazy neighbor, who has accused me of pushing him over and stealing his money, harassing him, and even stealing his tiolet paper is moving.
I would say the years of alcohol induced neighbor drama is about to end, but I suppose the next people in could be worse. I do happen to know some people though that are looking for a home and I'm going to try to push them into moving into that house, so I'll know the new neighbors won't be crazy, or the type that likes to pester their neighbors all day.
 
Wirey

Wirey

Fartist
Shadow Wolf said:
My crazy neighbor, who has accused me of pushing him over and stealing his money, harassing him, and even stealing his tiolet paper is moving.
I would say the years of alcohol induced neighbor drama is about to end, but I suppose the next people in could be worse. I do happen to know some people though that are looking for a home and I'm going to try to push them into moving into that house, so I'll know the new neighbors won't be crazy, or the type that likes to pester their neighbors all day.
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Our neighbours have a weird little kid who always closes one eye when he looks at you, and will only wear shirts with buttons. If they try to put a t-shirt on him, he flips. And he is seriously overweight. I've seen him sit on the front lawn with a big bag of chips and just hork them down. But suddenly, I feel better.
 
Revoltingest

Revoltingest

Pragmatic Libertarian
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I had a worker once who said "jokety" instead of "jocular".
Instead of "button buck" (a young male deer), she said "buckin butt".
I made a collection of her improvised words.
 
Debater Slayer

Debater Slayer

Vipassana
Staff member
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Best graffiti ever:

http://amptoons.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2007/05/billboard_fiat.jpg
billboard_fiat.jpg
 
Draka

Draka

Wonder Woman
I've been wondering why I'm so tired lately. So, out of curiosity I picked up my prescription leaflet and, yep, first on the side effects list: tiredness, drowsiness. Well, that explains it. I guess in the realm of what side effects from this medication I could possibly suffer from, this is the mildest and most easy to manage at least. Let's hear it for caffeine!
 
Wirey

Wirey

Fartist
ChristineES said:
Those two billboards cracked me up. That car doesn't want to be pinched and I wouldn't go to Tisdale if you paid me. ;)
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It's a farming town in Saskatchewan. 'Rape' is a reference to rapeseed, a plant that used to be used to make vegetable oil. It turned out to be poisonous, so now we use canola.

Notice the Crimerstoppers sign right below the rape sign? Talk about mixed messages.
 
4consideration

4consideration

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Wirey said:
It's a farming town in Saskatchewan. 'Rape' is a reference to rapeseed, a plant that used to be used to make vegetable oil. It turned out to be poisonous, so now we use canola.

Notice the Crimerstoppers sign right below the rape sign? Talk about mixed messages.
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Wait. I thought that rapeseed was used to make canola oil. Are you saying that there really is such a thing as canola? I thought that was a made up word from combining Canada/Oil.
 
Quagmire

Quagmire

Imaginary talking monkey
Staff member
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4consideration said:
Wait. I thought that rapeseed was used to make canola oil. Are you saying that there really is such a thing as canola? I thought that was a made up word from combining Canada/Oil.
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I always thought "canola" was an annoying way of saying the restroom.
 
4consideration

4consideration

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Quagmire said:
I always thought "canola" was an annoying way of saying the restroom.
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Maybe it really is...I don't know anything anymore. I just realized that I responded in a serious way to Wirey on this thread, asking him for information, without going and double checking on something that I had checked into in the past on my own -- and I was going to wait on a serious reply from him. What is happening to me....:confused:

I feel so dirty.
 
Quagmire

Quagmire

Imaginary talking monkey
Staff member
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4consideration said:
Maybe it really is...I don't know anything anymore. I just realized that I responded in a serious way to Wirey on this thread, asking him for information, without going and double checking on something that I had checked into in the past on my own -- and I was going to wait on a serious reply from him. What is happening to me....:confused:
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I don't know, but don't stand too close, OK?
 
Wirey

Wirey

Fartist
4consideration said:
Maybe it really is...I don't know anything anymore. I just realized that I responded in a serious way to Wirey on this thread, asking him for information, without going and double checking on something that I had checked into in the past on my own -- and I was going to wait on a serious reply from him. What is happening to me....:confused:

I feel so dirty.
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Hey! Every once in a while I get wood on the ball. (INSERT DIRTY WOOD + BALL JOKE HERE)
 
Draka

Draka

Wonder Woman
Have to make dinner and still haven't quite figured out how I want to make my baby red potatoes yet. I'm thinking cubed and lightly seasoned, but should I bake, broil, or lightly brown in a skillet? I can't make up my mind. I could always just mash them I guess. Ack, too many options.
 
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