The Random, Meaningless Announcements Thread!

[Smokeless Indica]

Always wondered why people complained about not being able to get anything done because of their baby. Well now I understand lol. Been folding laundry for 2 hrs!

 

[Sunstone]

I'm also beginning to come to terms with the fact that all those "Please take your cell phones outside" signs are just for decoration.

Pretty, aren't they?

 

[Sunstone]

Always wondered why people complained about not being able to get anything done because of their baby. Well now I understand lol. Been folding laundry for 2 hrs!

Just put the baby in a drawer. Take out at 18. That's how I'd parent.

 

[Quagmire]

Pretty, aren't they?

In a mocking sort of way. :yes:

 

[Renji]

Always wondered why people complained about not being able to get anything done because of their baby. Well now I understand lol. Been folding laundry for 2 hrs!

What's worse is that some people complain of not being able to make a baby because of getting everything done.

 

[Smokeless Indica]

What's worse is that some people complain of not being able to make a baby because of getting everything done.

but if they can get everything done then they should have the time to make a baby. u really only need a minute or two

 

[Smokeless Indica]

Just put the baby in a drawer. Take out at 18. That's how I'd parent.

He won't fit

 

[Quagmire]

He won't fit

How hard did you try?

 

[Quagmire]

Was going to re-watch HBO's ROME series, but instead decided to just play the opening theme over and over. . .

 

[Willamena]

Was going to re-watch HBO's ROME series, but instead decided to just play the opening theme over and over. . .

That reminds me, I have to buy that on DVD.

 

[Quagmire]

That reminds me, I have to buy that on DVD.

I occasionally reenact the entire series with shadow puppets.

 

[Smokeless Indica]

How hard did you try?

he now has a scratch on his head

 

[Quagmire]

he now has a scratch on his head

For God's sake, use a plunger next time.

What kind of mother are you?

 

[Draka]

he now has a scratch on his head

Give him time, he'll start climbing in there on his own. Just remember what those furniture straps are for.

 

[Draka]

For God's sake, use a plunger next time.

What kind of mother are you?

Plunger? Gods man! Have you never heard of bubble wrap? Amateurs!

 

[Quagmire]

Plunger? Gods man! Have you never heard of bubble wrap? Amateurs!

You're spoiling your kids, Draka.

 

[Draka]

You're spoiling your kids, Draka.

What can I say, I'm a softy.




And I like to pop bubble wrap.



And dance on it. :jiggy:

 

[Smokeless Indica]

um...uh...well idk what to say to all that ^
i like popping bubble wrap too

 

[Astravalon]

And I like to pop bubble wrap.

i like popping bubble wrap too

Me too!

 

[Renji]

I wanna dance, though I really don't know how to dance.