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Brickjectivity

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Chocolate milk. The question of life the universe and everything is "How many glasses of chocolate milk is it safe to drink in a single day?"
 

Breathe

Hostis humani generis
Someone whom I once called my friend who stopped talking to me when I became religious (after trying to give me a hard time) has said he'd like to meet up some time and catch up.

Would it be unkind of me to tell him to go **** himself?
 

Me Myself

Back to my username
I dnt know. Then again I dont have great belief in "kindness"

So... Would it be honest? :D

You could give him a chance though. Who knows? Maybe he grew up.
 

illykitty

RF's pet cat
Odion, I say give him a chance. Don't let him think religion made you worse!

I'm having doubts wether I want truth or what I want to hear...
 

Nyingjé Tso

Dharma not drama
Vanakkam,

I'm worried about my guinea pig, he is apathetic and have skin problems...Never had a guinea pig before (I saved this one from a friend that was mistreating him...)

Going to the doctor for him tomorrow...I hope everything will be all right. This little guy is my friend
 

Shadow Wolf

Certified People sTabber & Business Owner
I'm watching a documentary about a company called Cleanflix. I've never heard of it before but it sounds interesting. Apparently they used to make unauthorized clean versions of movies.
 

Brickjectivity

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Willamena said:
i've decided I want to jump up and down with a spoon. Now, how do I tell my family?
Did you hear the story about the ladle in distress? Willamena has reached a fork in the road. There's no point to her eating. She needed some leverage. She'll have the soup, please. She's not playing ham-bone no more. She's playing The Entertainer now, tired of playing Chopsticks. She's plying the instrument of her trade, quite the mouthful. She must be careful not to get a depressed tongue. Blessed are those whose spoons jump up and down after righteousness, for they shall be filled.
 
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Shadow Wolf

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A large chunk of my capstone course grade revolves around a portfolio project, which has to include a resume, accolades, achievements, marketable skills, and a bunch of other stuff I don't have. He even wants us to list community service, even though to me community is a bunch of cows, chickens, pigs, horses, and Amish people who keep to themselves for the most part.
This growing up thing is too complicated and it sucks. The whole reason to me wanting to go study far off tribes no one has heard of is to go to where things are easy to keep simple because they are simple. No wonder people here are always so depressed and don't have time for anything.
 

Simurgh

Atheist Triple Goddess
If you think that studying far off tribes is simple, then you need to understand that there is no such thing as a "simple" culture. Even those we deem "primitive" are highly complex. This is why anthropologist study them for years on end and still only understand less than half of what is going on.

If you want simple, stay home and become someoen's pet.
And no, I don't know how this could be done, else I would have turned into one of my cats.
 
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