The Random, Meaningless Announcements Thread!

[Wirey]

Scrotum and totem rhyme. You use your scrotum to tote 'em. There's got to be a country song in there somewhere.

 

[BeckyRose1998]

"Nice hat."
"Thanks."
"I was being sarcastic."
"Well I stole your face!" -asdfmovie 6

And now the funniest thing you've every seen. From really far away.
*gibberish*
*gibberish*
*BOOM!*
"Apples!" -asdfmovie6

I am a stegosaurus! -asdfmovie 6

 

[Wu Wei]

I think I am going to stop typing, shutoff the computer, get out of my chair, and take a walk outside

 

[ChristineES]

Here is a picture for cat lovers and bacon lovers.

 

[HiddenHijabi]

I'm wearing a frilly black hijab.

 

[Wu Wei]

I really do not like my job....

 

[BeckyRose1998]

I honestly dislike people. People are saying crap about me that isn't true. Now, don't you all say that I should just ignore them. T_T

 

[Rakhel]

I now know where all my butter knifes have disappeared to.

The sink troll took them. I was trying to rescue one from the drain but the troll had a better grip.

 

[HiddenHijabi]

I now know where all my butter knifes have disappeared to.

The sink troll took them. I was trying to rescue one from the drain but the troll had a better grip.

He must be related to the sock monster that lives in my washer.

 

[Draka]

Chillin' at Pizza Hut.

 

[Rakhel]

Drinking me a Mike's

 

[Draka]

*in a sing-song voice*
I went shah-ping! da da da da da da
I got my Double Dippers! da da da da da da :jiggy:
:woohoo:

 

[Wu Wei]

ouch, that hurts

 

[Draka]

ouch, that hurts

That's what happens when I bounce a chocolate covered peanut off your forehead.

 

[Rakhel]

ouch, that hurts

That's what happens when I bounce a chocolate covered peanut off your forehead.

told you to move, Wu Wei. Next time you'll listen.

 

[Draka]

told you to move, Wu Wei. Next time you'll listen.

Rakhel has good instincts, listen to her, she dodges well. The one I flung at her, though aimed perfectly, whizzed right by her left ear. She didn't miss a beat either, head popped right back up and continued drinking.

 

[Rakhel]

Rakhel has good instincts, listen to her, she dodges well. The one I flung at her, though aimed perfectly, whizzed right by her left ear. She didn't miss a beat either, head popped right back up and continued drinking.

my reflects are better when they are drunk.

 

[Wu Wei]

Have an MD appointment tomorrow and for the first time I am actually nervous about going to the MD.....

 

[Wu Wei]

That's what happens when I bounce a chocolate covered peanut off your forehead.

told you to move, Wu Wei. Next time you'll listen.

Well I didn't think Draka was actually going to throw it

 

[Wirey]

I honestly dislike people. People are saying crap about me that isn't true. Now, don't you all say that I should just ignore them. T_T

If people are saying stuff about you that isn't true, it's a cmpliment. They're trying to drag you down to their level because your awesomeness depresses tham.