The RF Village

[Booko]

Methinks a statue made from Lime Jell-O would do nicely. I've always had an obsession with Lime Jell-O

Is that lime jello with or without shredded carrots in it?

 

[Quoth The Raven]

Ooh!Ooh! We need a town crier!

'In other news: THE DEAD WALK THE EARTH!!!'

 

[EnhancedSpirit]

I'll be the medicine woman. I'll heal all that ails ya.

 

[michel]

I'll be the medicine woman. I'll heal all that ails ya.

With Feathers. Jayhawker and Mr Spinkles can be the engineer/technicians, Painted Wolf the Zoologist, Pah the Judge, Chris P the court jester (even if we don't have a king or queen), S2a would be the lexicographer; Mr Emu, Scott 1, No*s and Jonny the missionaries, Seorni and lilithu the "Sages"....oh heck, I am taking this far too seriously.

But when you come to think of it, we have some pretty fantastic people here. And I haven't mentioned loads of people I would like to have.

Our Village would have to be called 'Love'...ooh, I had better stop, my imagination is going to go wild; I had a flash of Darkdale as the hunter.................

 

[EnhancedSpirit]

ahhh, our little village:

 

[CaptainXeroid]

Ooohhh...what a nice looking little village!

As long as we're building this from scratch and someone else is footing the bill, dial-up should be outlawed. Everyone needs to be on high speed.:bow:

/me is not opposed to nudity, but for the betterment of the village, I should probably keep my clothes on.

Anyway....where is this village going to be....I've got to make travel arrangements.:jiggy:

 

[jewscout]

Ooooh! Oooooh! The admins are the government and the mods are the police! Sorry, that's all I've got and it's pretty stupid.

so does that make the supermods like the gestapo?:bonk:

I KNOW I KNOW

I'll be the BANKER!!

:biglaugh:

 

[Valjean]

Any nominations for RF Curmudgeon, RF Bliss-Ninny, or RF Pedant?

 

[Mike182]

i bagsy the tavern's landlord

i sell good ol' fashion ale, which is like new fashion ale, only in a dirty tankard.
we also do tiquila with either lemon or lime, vodka on the rocks, vodka in the glass, scotch, baileys, tia maria, and many more! come one come all, and drink for ye selves!

and for those of the t-total persuasion, or those who have just been designated the driver, we have a variety of fizzy drinks, including such titles as Dr.Pepper, coke, diet coke, cherry coke, water, and a hip flask for when you have finished driving

damn i make a good bar man, and my tavern will provide a central point for the community! :woohoo:

 

[Sunstone]

How about anarchy?

Or, considering it's Religous Forums...a theocracy?

I think Todd, the mayor, would be opposed to a theocracy or dictatorship. He seems to favor fairness and democracy in all his dealings with us.

If Todd's the mayor, then Maize, Michel, and Pah are the aldermen. Naturally, they should study Chicago politics to learn how to be properly corrupt.

 

[Mike182]

If Todd's the mayor, then Maize, Michel, and Pah are the aldermen. Naturally, they should study Chicago politics to learn how to be properly corrupt.

:biglaugh:

i doubt any of them would be able to become corrupt though........ well, maybe Maize would if we banned football :devil:

 

[Sunstone]

:biglaugh:

i doubt any of them would be able to become corrupt though........ well, maybe Maize would if we banned football :devil:

No "fixing" traffic tickets? Drat!


I love your tavern, Mike! What does the interior look like?

 

[Mike182]

I love your tavern, Mike! What does the interior look like?

a bit like my favourite pub

taken from http://www.pub-explorer.com/notts/pub/pit&pendulumnottingham.htm

Pit & Pendulum, a very unique pub, is located in Nottingham City Centre and is described as 'a cure for the common pub'. We are named after the Edgar Allan Poe tale and the hammer house of horror movie. Fake flames flutter inside the pub whilst real ones invite you in! You will find the interior based on a Gothic theme with Halloween every night. Features include Gothic booths with gravestone inspired upholstery, a multitude of Gargoyles and even toilets behind the bookcases!! Laid out on two floors with three bars you will never be far away from your favourite pint or bottle. Next time you are thinking of holding a special occasion, remember us as we will make it an amazing night! Monthly hold a Gothic theme night. Not surprisingly the music played in the background is not main stream pop but more towards rock and alternative music. We are a popular haunt for many people of a wide mix of ages. Plenty of students, shoppers and visitors come for something a bit different! You will also find weird and wonderful fan clubs meet here. With it's good lively, trouble free atmosphere our very friendly regulars will ensure you have a super time.

my tavern will be based on this sort of theme, but i need to find somewhere to put some rocks, otherwise i can only offer vodka and scotch in the glass

i will need a different name though, any thoughts? in fact, the person who come up with the best name for my tavern gets free drinks!

 

[Booko]

Any nominations for RF Curmudgeon, RF Bliss-Ninny, or RF Pedant?

I thought about standing for RF Pedant, but I figured Graffiti Artist would be far more fun. :dan:

 

[Booko]

ahhh, our little village:

I had pictured something along the lines of Hieronymus Bosch. :jester3:

 

[michel]

And everysince I posted, I have been looking at pictures from "The Lord of the Rings"......I became so engrossed; it's all your fault Feathers!!!

 

[Booko]

I think Todd, the mayor, would be opposed to a theocracy or dictatorship. He seems to favor fairness and democracy in all his dealings with us.

If Todd's the mayor, then Maize, Michel, and Pah are the aldermen. Naturally, they should study Chicago politics to learn how to be properly corrupt.

It could be a very *benign* theocracy. The primary religious tenet could be, "Whatever, dude!"

 

[mr.guy]

So who's gonna be the town bicycle?

 

[Circle_One]

Is that lime jello with or without shredded carrots in it?

Ew, definitely without shredded carrots.

Hey, I'm all for shredded carrots, just not in my lime Jell-O

 

[Shadow Wolf]

i bagsy the tavern's landlord

You'll need a bouncer then, when I'm not fulfilling the position of village stoner. But, I'll do that after hours or when someone is relieving me.