The RF Village

[Feathers in Hair]

And everysince I posted, I have been looking at pictures from "The Lord of the Rings"......I became so engrossed; it's all your fault Feathers!!!

Eh? Have you been looking at pictures of the Shire? (I loved your ideas of things- you haven't been putting too much thought into this! Just as much thought as I have, hehee!)

 

[Booko]

Ew, definitely without shredded carrots.

Hey, I'm all for shredded carrots, just not in my lime Jell-O

Whew! You had me worried about that for a moment.

I only like shredded carrots in a particular Middle Eastern salad.

Hey! if the position is filled for village Graffiti Artist, can I be the village Restauranteur?

I think I must have been an Italian mom in a previous life.

 

[Mike182]

Hey! if the position is filled for village Graffiti Artist, can I be the village Restauranteur?

I think I must have been an Italian mom in a previous life.

you would have to ask the mayor, or one of the village elders, as my tavern has reservations on "pub" meals....

you can do fancy cuisine though

 

[Booko]

you would have to ask the mayor, or one of the village elders, as my tavern has reservations on "pub" meals....

you can do fancy cuisine though

Fancy cuisine is what I love best!

Though if you want to handle the wine list in the restaurant, that would be great. For me, "Allah does not permit."

For the sake of our resident hobbits, I'll be sure to include several menu items with mushrooms.

 

[Sunstone]

I wish to be the village eccentric. I live in a rented attic apartment, and spend most of my time writing long letters notable for their convoluted logic to the mayor and newspaper on such subjects as the evils of the town ordinance that prohibits alcohol to be served in the town strip club; the cruelity of my neighbor's custom of chaining their dog, rather than allowing it to roam; and the possibility that the town itself might be situated on top a future volcano. For reasons known only to myself, if that, I collect string, pass out coins to children, and am almost always the first person in town to be seen flying a kite come Spring.

 

[Mike182]

Fancy cuisine is what I love best!

Though if you want to handle the wine list in the restaurant, that would be great. For me, "Allah does not permit."

yep, i think i can handle that

For the sake of our resident hobbits, I'll be sure to include several menu items with mushrooms.

really, if you are catering for hobbits, just put the words "smelly feet" in the title of a few of your meals, and they will love it.

 

[evearael]

I want to be something! ...of course, I have no idea what...

 

[Booko]

really, if you are catering for hobbits, just put the words "smelly feet" in the title of a few of your meals, and they will love it.

My specialty is "Taters Precious"

 

[Booko]

I want to be something! ...of course, I have no idea what...

We have no Village Moms yet, and that's *quite* an oversight!

 

[Feathers in Hair]

I wish to be the village eccentric. I live in a rented attic apartment, and spend most of my time writing long letters notable for their convoluted logic to the mayor and newspaper on such subjects as the evils of the town ordinance that prohibits alcohol to be served in the town strip club; the cruelity of my neighbor's custom of chaining their dog, rather than allowing it to roam; and the possibility that the town itself might be situated on top a future volcano. For reasons known only to myself, if that, I collect string, pass out coins to children, and am almost always the first person in town to be seen flying a kite come Spring.

Ooooo, you've got a great job description! I hope that one of my 'duties' in town can be to help you find string!

For the sake of our resident hobbits, I'll be sure to include several menu items with mushrooms.

I fully support this! Mmm.... With tasty carrots? (Not the broken ones from falls off hills, though!)

really, if you are catering for hobbits, just put the words "smelly feet" in the title of a few of your meals, and they will love it.

Mike, what are you saying?! We may have big feet but they're not smelly! *holds up leg with bare foot* Besides, the hairy feet are great for braiding ribbons into!

 

[Booko]

Ooooo, you've got a great job description! I hope that one of my 'duties' in town can be to help you find string!

Who's collecting the rubber bands?

I fully support this! Mmm.... With tasty carrots? (Not the broken ones from falls off hills, though!)

Once I shred it, how would you know?

Mike, what are you saying?! We may have big feet but they're not smelly! *holds up leg with bare foot* Besides, the hairy feet are great for braiding ribbons into!

I have big feet and I love mushrooms. Does that make me a hobbit?

My daughter eats like a hobbit. Is that evidence of a genetic link?

 

[Pah]

Can I be "Spiritual Advisor"? I seem to do a lot of it anyway

 

[Sunstone]

I hope that one of my 'duties' in town can be to help you find string!

But of course, Feathers! I'd cherish your company on our missions to find string.

 

[Feathers in Hair]

Who's collecting the rubber bands?

An excellent point! *yells to the forum* We need a rubber band collector!

Once I shred it, how would you know?

Great question! I'm afraid I wouldn't know for sure, but broken carrots remind me the sorrowful scene in "Fellowship" where the hobbits are running away from the Ringwraiths. After absconding with veggies from Farmer Maggots crop, they fall off a cliff and land on each othe. Merry voices his concern that he thinks he broke something, reaches back, and it was one of the carrots. Such sorrow!

I have big feet and I love mushrooms. Does that make me a hobbit?

My daughter eats like a hobbit. Is that evidence of a genetic link?

Makes perfect sense to me! Maybe we need a Village Geneticist to have the deciding voice?

 

[Pah]

We have no Village Moms yet, and that's *quite* an oversight!

QTpi - she has two generations experience. And of course, Grams who has three generations to her credit

 

[lunamoth]

Me, I'm just a lawnmower, you can tell me by the way I walk. Can I mow the Village lawns?

lunamoth

 

[Feathers in Hair]

Luna, you are hereby declared Village Lawn Mower!

 

[lunamoth]

Luna, you are hereby declared Village Lawn Mower!

Hoo-hoo! Thank you Feathers!

luna

 

[Booko]

Can I be "Spiritual Advisor"? I seem to do a lot of it anyway

Does that mean you read palms?

That's what Spiritual Advisors do where I live...

 

[Shadow Wolf]

I figured, why just be bouncer for a bar, why not be bouncer for the entire village. Someone wants to start any problems, I take care of them, and then toss them in the river, and let it carry them off, assuming thier able to float when I'm finished.