The Shortest Stories Ever Written - in 6 words

[Neo-Logic]

All vegetarians extinct. World hunger solved.

 

[Kathryn]

Diet starts tomorrow. Bread pudding today.

 

[Neo-Logic]

Diet starts tomorrow. Bread pudding today.

Wait a minute ... that's more of a truism than a short story.

No cheating.

Oh, I mean:

Truism than short story! No Cheating!

 

[The Hammer]

This smell like chloroform to you?

 

[Smoke]

He shoulda quit before the wreck.

 

[9-10ths_Penguin]

His first duel was his last.

 

[9-10ths_Penguin]

Twenty miles down, six to go.

 

[monta]

we are all full of ****

 

[.lava]

honey, i'm home

.

 

[Kathryn]

She never expected the anal probe.

 

[Peacewise]

I'll give the 6 word story a go.

I found home, hat on head.

Loving her, I left her alive.

Late night, technicolour painting, thumping headache.

Given truth, I forgot and remembered.

 

[9-10ths_Penguin]

She never expected the anal probe.

Nobody ever expects the anal probe.



Abandoned car. Snowy footprints lead away.